Miranda Comparison

Comparing two things which are obviously not alike.

*whilst scuttling along the floor*
Person 1: I feel like a crisp!
Person 2: Dude, such a Miranda comparison.

by Nopseudonymisgoodenoughforme September 19, 2011

compadre

When two best friends both have children, they go from being best friends to compadres or comadres (co-parents)

Now that Jaime has a son, he's my compadre.

by Hay9000 May 20, 2010

comp-u-terd

The professional computer assistant you call to help you with a computer problem who either treats you like shit because
they think they are God since they know more about computers than you or who is of absolutely no help at all because in fact they know absolutely nothing about computers and have just charged you to make your problem even worse.

I just got off the phone with that comp-u-terd who works for the company that sold me my computer. I paid $50 dollars in advance to get help removing a virus and now my hard drive won't boot.

by poppilopo June 12, 2009

Company Cleanup

having the feeling to clean up your room only when you have company in your house

Edgar: Whoa my room's a mess i should clean up

Ted: man you don't have to pull a company cleanup in the middle of a movie

by The Real Koryodang March 25, 2011

company dumpany

The act of taking a shit while on work or company time. One of the most satisfying things an employee can do while on shift. There is nothing like getting paid to take a shit.

My boss was pissed at me because I took a 25 minute company dumpany.

by beerman0531 November 6, 2015

compact dick

When all the mass on your dick focuses at one point and it becomes powerful

When I get hard I have a compact dick

by Dickface69420iluvdix1234 November 29, 2017

Camphobia

A prevailing negative reaction towards men who act in a feminine way.

Why aren't you enjoying the rocky horror picture show? I don't know, I could maybe have camphobia.

by Scorci December 10, 2019