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commando poop

the act of using a bathroom in a restaurant, fast food place, store ect. with no intention of purchasing from the establishment.
I was driving back from lunch and had to commando poop the Hardees on bypass 17!!
by Dirty Dlite February 18, 2011
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The 11th Commandment

"Most people know of the 10 Commandments, but very few people know of the 11th commandment."
by Your Boy 19045 June 27, 2016
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Long John Commando

Long johns, also known as long underwear or thermal underwear , are undergarments used in cold conditions to stay warm. They are essentially tight pants, or rather, brief underwear but with legs that extend down to the ankles.
There are two schools of thought when it comes to wearing long johns.

Some guys prefer to wear them over their original brief style underwear, while others throw aside their briefs and wear the long johns directly as underwear, with nothing on underneath.
Someone wearing their pants without underwear is said to be wearing them commando .
A person that wears their long johns directly on them, without keeping their original layer of undergarment on underneath is wearing them long john commando .
Dave : ' Dude, I don't really care, but I noticed in the locker room after the hockey game that you don't wear any underwear under your long johns ... that's weird ! '

Simon : ' It's not weird, it's natural. Why would I wear underwear under my underwear? '

Dave : ' Nah man, I prefer to keep my briefs under, to avoid dirtying my long johns '

Simon: ' Different strokes for different folks, dude. I generally just WASH my long johns when they're dirty. Plus why would there be that handy flap hole for peeing if they weren't meant to be used directly as underwear? '

Dave: ' Hmmmm, good point. Think I have to try that. '

Simon: ' Sounds like you, sir, are ready to go long john commando . Welcome to the Brotherhood. There is no going back now. '
by Cyril321Go November 12, 2018
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/give @s command_block 1

steve:/give @s command_block 1
command block: hippity hoppity your slot is now my property.
by ISSDefinitions August 11, 2021
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cock commando

A homosexual male, especially of a domineering nature.
by Ian Chode October 23, 2003
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Sexy-Commando

a type of martial art.
invented by people of Muromachi period of Japan. Peasants were forced to pay high taxes, so they began this to unleash their stresses. There are 48 basic techniques and you "make a move" after those techniques. These stuff would shock the opponent and make you easier to attack them.
sexy-commando is the ultimate martial art.
example of techniques:
1. depression of Elize
2. embarassing moment
3. nonstop Kyo-Shi-Ro
4. freaking wife
5. plumping elbow heaven
6. After school campus
by Great, Masaru!!! August 25, 2004
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your wish is my command

you say this when you’ll do whatever the fuck someone wants you to, often used when you like someone or want them to like you
asswipe: hey bitch suck my dick

the bitch: your wish is my command
by penis wizard February 27, 2019
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