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Keyboard Commando

A pro white youth who wastes his time on a pc rather then training for war.
by Ne01 March 26, 2003
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The Ten Commandments

1) The Younger The Better

2) The Tighter The Better

3) It's Not A Crime If You Don't Get Caught

4) Young Enough To Read Young Enough To Bleed

5) It's Not Who You Know It's Who You Blow

6) If You Can't Join Them ((Women)Baines), Beat Them

7) If You Can Get It In You Can Do Anything

8) A Real Man Loves His Woman Every Day Of The Month

9) If It Hurts, It Works

10) Catch It, Scat It, Rape It, Bin It

***ADDITIONAL***

11) Some Can, Some Can't

12) Bag And Rag, Hump And Dump

IF THEE FOLLOWETH THESE HOLY VOWS, THY WORLD IS THYINE OYSTER SHAA-MOAN!

PEACE
Omg i just read the sickest thing today on UD man, it was the ten commandments that guy did, totally whack!

Really where they bad?

Oh man u shudda seen it, check it tonight

Will do bro, will do
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ten crack commandments

Some lines Biggie stole from Tony Montana's boss Mr. Lopez from the greatest Mafioso movie of all time, SCARFACE. Respect to Biggie still, but it seems Little Kim ripped off SCARFACE as well with the song Money, Power n' Respect. Was this a Badboy Records trend back then or what?
Bigups to Al Pacino for playing the role so well. No one could have done it better
by RicDaSpic April 13, 2005
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Command Q!

Phrase used by idiot CAD teacher, Mr. McQuade... often used to indicate the closing of a program running on a mac.
McQuade: Command Q, save changes

Random Student: CAMMANNDD Q!!! MR MIC Q YAH BADLKFJALDKF MC QUAAAAAAAAADE YOU'RE ON DRUGS

McQuade: we will see you after school

RS: Command Q mr MQQuade
by Mr Covasi October 24, 2004
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love commando

It's just another way to reference a man's penis.
For some unbeknownst reason to me the human resources department of The Home Depot frowns upon me pulling out my love commando while I’m on the job.
by Investigation Dave July 29, 2006
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republic commando

A Republican without undergarments.
Chuck Norris is a Republic Commando because . . . well he's not wearing any "armor".
by N. Eutral March 11, 2008
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commando

living on limited resources. being thrifty and cheap in some ways.
i'm going commando this week. i only got $20 left in my account.
by NoHouse April 11, 2005
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