cocotaso

When a Hispanic mom or dad hits you with their knuckles on your head really hard.

Eh chica? Quieres un cocotaso?!

by ESE m March 30, 2016

coconutter

a crazy and really annoying person

Person 1: "Ugh, the bus driver just yelled at me for no reason!"
Person 2: "Oh, what a coconutter!"

by Sassy Sasha May 2, 2018

COVID cocoon

Slang for the complete and total personal isolation one is required and expected to maintain upon being diagnosed with COVID-19.

He retreated for six weeks, just to be ultra-careful, to his comfy COVID cocoon and played video games while receiving meals every few hours, Door-Dashed from his favorite restaurants, left like clockwork at his front door.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020

The Cocoa Scale

An incredibly racist way of defining how black a person is in relation to types of chocolate, cocoa content and using famous black people as comparison. Purely for comedy purposes.

The Cocoa Scale is:

Idi Amin, fucking hell he's a 100% cocoa solid
Barack Obama, he's about 65% so milk chocolate
Lewis Hamilton, I'd say he's about 50%, slightly milky
Chinks and Asians, anwhere from 30% to 50% depending on the quality, a hint of milk
Random whitey= less than 30% i.e. white chocolate

fyi nerds, geeks, sci-fi fans and jews tend to be more pasty due to time spent indoors infront of computers or at delis and banks so around 15%

by i-ain May 30, 2009

Coconut head

Someone whose head is empty except for the nut milk inside. Their only interest is sex/giving head or it's their only skill.

People who only use their head to store nut milk and don't use their brain are coconut heads.

by Zornlover234567 May 19, 2021

Coconut Mall

The absolute greatest thing to have come from Nintendo. Also, a way to rickroll your friends when you have standards.

You just got coconut malled. Share this with your friends to totally coconut mall them.

by 1oftheBOYS February 12, 2021

coconut crab

The scariest animal in the world. Holy shit.

Thought to be responsible for eating Amelia Earhart. Yes.

Coconut crabs will eat you. Watch out.

by sin_duda October 28, 2009