Ham Clam

A term referring to a woman's butt and/or butthole.

Bro #1: Hey brah, can I talk to you for a second?
Bro #2: Yeah what's up broski?
Bro #1: I got super hammered last night and my girl made me stick it in her ham clam.
Bro #2: Wicked nice brah. Wicked nice.

by Zant June 17, 2008

clam clonking

When two lesbians engage in the scissor formation while bumping uglies. Sound effects are comparable to clicking your tongue.

"Dude, the other night through my wall I could hear Betsy and Ha'Neesha clam clonking"

by clonker September 9, 2009

Clam Drape

A Clam Drape is the female version of a Beard. In other words, it is where a lesbian person will bring a male date to make it appear that she is heterosexual.

Oh, she isn't my real girlfriend. I'm only her Clam Drape so her parents don't know she a lesbian.

by (H+H) June 10, 2009

magic clam

a woman's vagina that has amazing talents during intercourse

I married her because she has the magic clam.

by radioav8r January 18, 2011

clam ditch

a name for a stinky twat that should never be explored by any man for any reason ever. ever!

that slut has a stinky ass clam ditch. do not munch it!

by vajpac September 21, 2005

Clam Spearing

Clam spearing is fucking in the usual heterosexual manner, i.e. penis into vagina. The spear is a metaphor for the penis, the clam is a metaphor for the vagina.

I'd love to do some clam spearing when I get home from work tonight

by Rodolphe May 18, 2005

clam streak

The moist streak left behind after a stripper slides down the stripper pole.

Associated sound affect Spleeh

"Dude, that chick left the most intense clam streak"

by cakemeat April 23, 2005