Me: Man, I was laying on the beach yesterday and this gay guy checking me out had a chub in his Speedo. The bulge was obvious.
Friend:What did you do?
Me: Not much I started getting a chub too so I rolled over onto my stomach to hide it.
Friend:What did you do?
Me: Not much I started getting a chub too so I rolled over onto my stomach to hide it.
by mecbranleur December 17, 2025
Get the Chub mug.Someone arguing that directs the substance of the argument specifically to a spot which brings them pleasure to talk about.
Muxaio: You can’t treat me worse because I have a lower VISA status than you
Alp: That’s such a red herring fallacy and this isn’t applicable to the job status that you can’t get over
Alp has a pleasure for Fallacies
Muxaio: Don’t get too excited now, that’s clearly a half chub fallacy. We know you masturbate to the thought of fallacies.
Alp: That’s such a red herring fallacy and this isn’t applicable to the job status that you can’t get over
Alp has a pleasure for Fallacies
Muxaio: Don’t get too excited now, that’s clearly a half chub fallacy. We know you masturbate to the thought of fallacies.
by The half chub December 17, 2025
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Named after 'Arthur Chubb' former head of the ticket office at Manchester United Football Club.
Named after 'Arthur Chubb' former head of the ticket office at Manchester United Football Club.
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