Chronicist

1). A person who uses marijuana.
2). A person that deals with marijuana.

"Eric is a big chronicist."

by Chris Grammer March 13, 2004

chronicisation

The act or process of partaking of chronic, i.e. smoking marijuana. Heard in the south Wales/Cymru valleys, may be more widespread.

"Bring your buds to my house so we can indulge in some quality chronicisation time."

"What are you doing on the week-end?"
"Chronicisin'"

"Did you see how red his eyes were? He was chronicised!"

"Using a vaporizer is a refined chronicisation method."

by Glewlwyd Gafaelfawr December 24, 2006

Chronicles of Nearnia

An exaggerated tale of a short or nearby trip/journey.

John: So I drove to the grocer to get some milk and on the way there was this MASSIVE 20-car pile up, then a 7-eleven drive-by robbery, then I tried to run the robber down, then I saw Spiderman, then-..

Tom: Spare me your Chronicles of Nearnia and give me the milk.

by onceuponajosh October 24, 2008

chronicachitis

A bad cough you get when smoking a lot chronic while having a cold or flu.

"This shit is soo DANK!"
"Yeah man, that last hit made my chronicachitis so much worse!

by CFSouldier April 9, 2009

chronicocalosis

a disease that makes everything a person says confusing.

can only be cured by baniggerite.

branden: so you told me you loved me before you told me you loved me?

stephanie: wtf? do you have chronicocalosis or something?

by bobcatsdph May 31, 2009

Chronic Jig

The dance act performed by a "Moses." A rare species in the animal kingdom. The dance somewhat resembles a meerkat doing the Irish river dance after smoking REALLY dank ganja.

Ex: "Do the chronic jig!"

by Secondwindhole March 8, 2010

chronisation

Bringing contact and the likes in harmony with each other within a given framework without entailing importing or exporting

The male and female contacts were ordered with chronisation as opposed to synchronisation.

by Hercolena Oliver January 21, 2010