chode

a scholong which has measures that, when calculated in terms of height/width, would generate a number below 1. Often found on sukhmeets

Look, mommy, a chode!

by RDF September 3, 2004

Chode

a shitty excuze for a cock that i wider than long

tom, you greasy fuck, get that your chode the fuck out of here

by mopshit January 4, 2003

Chode

The charactoristics in a penis where the latitude (wideness) is bigger than the longitute (length)

Man 1: Fuck!!
Man 2: What's up?
Man 1: It's my jong bro...
Man 2: O MY GOD!!! what's wrong?!?!?!!
Man 1: I have a chode....I'm sorry don't leave me!!
Man 2: Fuck it I'm gone!!

by Matt Langley January 26, 2007

chode

before the current slang definition, chode used to be used as the imperfect tense of the verb chidechide:chode::shit:shat.

James Joyce uses this in Ulysses in episode 14:
"...Punch Costello was of them all embraided and they reclaimed the churl with civil rudeness some and shaked him with menace of blandishments others whiles they all chode him..."

by Casey December 1, 2003

chode

A short Fat penis that all the teenage girls and gay guys want.

Tinisha, Allison & Derek all want Chodes to lick.

by Scott-ay June 23, 2006

Chode

A cock that is wider than it is long.

Chodey K has a large chode, and always flings it about.

by Chody K September 29, 2003

chode

A dick that is wider then it is Long.

His F A T CHODE was impossible for her to suck on.

by Chodeeeeeeyy July 2, 2003