chip shot

A girl that has a great body and looks great from afar, but not so much up close. Not unlike a chip shot in golf. Looks good from 50 yards out but once closer, its not what you wanted. Synonym of butter face.

That girl we saw yesterday was a chip shot.

by Artvandalay April 3, 2008

Chip Envy

The feeling you have when at the beach or pool upon seeing someone else with snacks and you have none.

I saw a little kid with a bag of Lay's BBQ and found myself having serious chip envy.

by littlewoz May 4, 2015

chip and a chair

All that a skilled player needs to win a poker game.

I put John all-in with my pocket aces. He called with three-nine offsuit and drew out on me, costing me nearly my entire stack. But I've still got a chip and a chair, and so I can still win, just like Jack Straus at the 1982 World Series of Poker.

by Sonicoed June 9, 2017

Fresh Chips

Phrase to express satisfaction or contentment with a person/place/thing/situation/decision/action.

Bob, that call was fresh chips.

Dude, my new car is totally fresh chips!

That was fresh chips when you decked that guido at the bar.

by oweng84 January 26, 2011

Chip crave

When one wakes up in the morning with no desire to eat a real breakfast, instead all he/she wants to do is eat chips such as nachos, potato chips and doritos.

"Hey Frank, your not going to believe this, but I woke up this morning and ate 6 bags of Doritos. It was a massive chip crave!

by Iced Russian August 23, 2011

Fish and Chip

When you shove a fish in a girls pussy, and then you proceed to eat the gooey fish juice and fish scales out of her pussy.

The scales are the chips.

"I gave Samantha a Fish and Chip last night, it tasted so good!"

by kyleriordan1234566 February 22, 2023

horse chips

Horse poop (feces).

I saw a lot of horse chips on the unpaved side of the road.

by DPSTTMPST January 28, 2017