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Ching Chong Chode Chop

Ching Chong Chode Chop is a common game, also refered too as "homies test" and "slamajamahama meat mopping."
Two male contestants (refered to as the Holy Subjects), a male Host (refered to as the Nibba Lord), two females (refered to as the Pussy Prospectors) and at least 3 audience members.

The game is played as followed:
The Nibba Lord will ask a common sense question. The Holy Subjects must answer within 2 seconds, and if a Subject fails to answer correctly or takes too long, the game is brought into phase 2.

In phase two, both Holy Subjects must run towards their assigned Pussy Prospector, declothe them and perform sexual intercourse as fast as possible to the point of ejaculation. The last one to have an orgasm will be brought to the Balls of Shame.

In the Balls of Shame, the losing Holy Subject and a random audience member will be brought up to the stage. The Subject will then have his penis cut off. The dismembered genitals will be inserted deep in the anus of the audience member. The audience member will have to perform oral sex with a random Pussy Prospector while roped to the ceiling and shaken around. The audience member has to orgasm before the dismembered penis falls out of their anus. If they succeed, then they get to leave. If they lose, they are shot and killed on the spot.
Sam: hey man i played Ching Chong Chode Chop last night and i cummed in that bitch so hard my penis cut itself off
Fredrick: i want to become trans and be a Pussy Prospector
by nebula49 December 31, 2020
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Ba Dum Ching

Used to underscore or acknowledge a joke imitating a drum roll and cymbal crash.
For example:
1. knock knock
2. whos there
1. broken pencil
2. broken pencil who
1. nevermind... its pointless
2. ba dum ching
by ellenbobellen April 6, 2020
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Ling Ching How

A chinese person whos eyes are 0.5 cm wide and likes burgers and beating yousef in ufc
Man like Jordan-Ling Ching How
by Yung_bux October 24, 2018
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Ching Ling

Extremly asian looking, rice-loving woman.
A: See that korean eating rice over there?
B: Yeah, that's Ching Ling.
by wehneltzylinder January 10, 2022
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