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chav

an annoying rude and obnoxious british person who can’t speak properly
u: you are a chav

chav: NO IM FUCKIN NIT STOP STARIN AT ME THAT WELL ‘NNOYIN BRUV
by mrpeetatohead October 26, 2019
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Chav

A British (mostly consisting of England, of course) lad who ironically can not pronounce 'Isn't it' without sounding like a southern US citizen. These subspecies of humans can be found prancing around any McDonald's fast food resturaunt, Tesco, Mothers basement in the UK. These subspecies like to wear black track jackets and trousers with white stripes on the front and back, with their trousers tucked in their socks, with white sketchers or some shit on, and typically a buzzcut style haircut. These subspecies act like they're townies from Bully, pretend to be some sort of tall ass thug, but in reality they're laughably lanky and short, so it makes them act like the same way Donald Trump pretends to not be racist.
Chav:
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Need I say more?
by Renderix September 12, 2015
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Chav

A person from the UK.
•Needs serious dental work
•Listens to M to the B and faif in me
Probably drives an Acura
You’re such a chav dumphly!

Why thanks donophan
by Okurrking July 29, 2020
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chav-not

Chav cut off from the social after conviction for theft or looting; alt: chav who can't afford the cell phone bill, but carries one anyway about pretending to talk to his non-existent crew.
He's only come out of the courthouse with his mum at his side; the lad's a fookin chav-not.
by owngoal October 17, 2011
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chav

a youthful youth, generally found in a council flat..or his ennddzz. you will never find one without his hood..a chav is naked with his hood
duuude did you see that chav back there?
yeahh man he looked like he was raping that child!

oi breh, that nigga back there called us a chav!
eeh lets murk that dick
by wmweol May 19, 2009
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CHAV

"sup bruvvv!"
"init lykkk!"
"we iz such a chav."

"gimmme some drugz yee? i 'av run out."

"wow, look at how cool those people are! they must be charlotte & lila!"
by henriksennnn. April 28, 2010
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Chavs

Definition of chavs: "A bunch of cunts who are either left wing twats or nazi twats. They are a bunch of ignorant cockends who act the biggin but they'd end up getting the shit beatin out out of em by actual men. They are nearly always on the dole, wear trackies and extremely shite shoes like 95's and tn's. They get underage girls on their shitty moped normally or if they're the age requirement they're sometimes pretty which no one knows how a smelly scally bastard who lives with rats can get. They go around burgling houses looking for metal but normally rob childrens games consoles and electronic devices as theyre lowlife cunts who also like to rob the elderly. They smell horribly of body odour and are never washing. Chavs are also known as scallies in certain areas of the UK.
Chavs, a bunch of ignorant, scruffy dick heads.
by PoliticallyIncorrect.46 July 12, 2017
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