The Chat Book

The Sacred Text of Laws and Habits of the Chat Culture

"Now Children," The Priest exonerated, "Open The Chat Book and resume your childish talkativities."

by Zatharos December 6, 2009

chat worthy

a subject with not enough merit to be included in a 2am drunk internet chat

that is NOT chat worthy, i'll tell you about it later.

by j*rube December 23, 2010

chatting ninja

One who keeps their status 'invisible' on instant messenger in order to 'screen' messages and/or avoid certain individuals.

Hey, Amy! Ping me when you're available to discuss the project, as I am chatting ninja today to avoid being distracted by other co-workers who are time wasters.

by L-2-the-Stew October 10, 2010

Chat Founder

Said as an accomplishment. Started an AOL Chat room. How is that for a sad life, and minimal goals?

Said in an open chat to all. Proud to be a chat founder
I Powb I: <<STARTED CENTRAL JERSEY CHAT FYI

by The Pine Barren Hawk March 22, 2008

chatting oxygen

Talking absolute rubbish.

'you're chatting oxygen!'

by laurafurby March 23, 2008

mis-chat

When using a messaging service like text or chat, a person accidentally sends a message to the wrong person (usually the last person texted, but not the person that the message was intended for).

Your text:
so I used to spend $125+. You probably spend 60-70/month
My texts:
On what?
Music?
Gas?
Was this text even meant for me?
Your text:
oops
hehe
no
My text: Nice mis-chat.

by iCaleb January 14, 2014

chat calling

The digital version of cat calling. Commenting on a status or picture in a lude ,inappropriate, or disrespectful manner. It is usually (but not always) performed by a man towards a woman.

Todd loves chat calling girls all the time. Just the other day he commented on Anna's selfie saying it was her "O Face".

by Billy Boy Boy Boy May 10, 2014