Chance Matlock

skinny prude... but still quite cute, white boy

"Damnett Chance you bit my tongue!"

by Marissa March 25, 2005

daisy chained

when two guys suck ass while a third head for the hole

hey zach mason suck my ass

Zach Mason( in a room with 2 guys): Hey lets start a daisy chained

by serkepar January 24, 2011

Second Chance at Redemption

the first soft-agressive-unmelodic-pop band to ever exist. ever. some call the band the first new-core band ever as well. both are acceptable.

the lead singer in second chance at redemption is extremely good looking, but the rest of the band is not.

by TBSavestheday January 13, 2004

Chauncey Billups

Was once a great MVP and all, but now he needs to realize he's about to suck ass now that the Pistons lost their best player Ben Wallace. It's Dwyane Wade's time to shine now.

Chauncey Billups is over. As is the Detroit Pistons.

by I ain't tellin' you NoTHIN!!! September 15, 2006

Chance

Giving someone a opportunity or another shot to fix what they messed up

"You've hurt me more than once, why should I give you a second Chance?"

by SloMoe December 13, 2014

second-chance-pants

any pair of pants or article of clothing that has tricky buttons or fasteners that would cause the wearer to think twice before disrobing, especially important to wear when one knows a night of drinking and ex boy/girlfriends are in the evening plans

Thank God I wore my second-chance-pants last night, I saw Todd at the party. If I didn't have those few extra second to think, it could have been a gi-normous disaster...

by stp-bk December 9, 2008

A Badger's Chance

Not having any chance AT ALL to comprehend the difference between reality and make believe.

"He thought ANTIFA was behind the capitol riots? How?"
"Yeah. He didn't have a Badger's Chance as soon as Breitbart started releasing their fake news."

by Omendob March 8, 2021