Certified Hyteam Classic™

(n.) In reference to the 2024 sim-racing team 'Hyteam GTF': a truly outstanding display of wit, bravery, skill and driver exploits, mainly within virtual motor sports. Usually involves some amount of caffeine, autism, pure stupidity, accidental genius or a mixture among all four. The ™ symbol is mandatory if used with a humorous or self-esteemed connotation. Can also be used ironically, though is typically of genuine intent.

"That dive-bomb there was a certified hyteam classic™."

by Hobkins Neitzen August 28, 2025

Certified Crashout

Careless without a cause or effect.

He’s a Certified Crashout because he brings in 10k a month and spends 9k on gambling and hoes without a pot to piss in and a bucket to throw it out.

by kydeelou September 27, 2025

Certified by Dyson

(Noun) The ability to perform fellacio so successfully that the Receiver claims the Giver could suck start a Dyson vacuum cleaner without it being plugged into a power source. Also referred to as the ability to "suck one's soul out" and/or " To suck a golf ball through a garden hose."

" That girl's so good she deserves knee pads and must be Certified by Dyson."

by AnaVaille September 28, 2025

Certified by Dyson

(Noun) The ability to perform fellacio so successfully that the Receiver claims the Giver could suck start a Dyson vacuum cleaner without it being plugged into a power source. Also referred to as the ability to "suck one's soul out" and/or " To suck a golf ball through a garden hose."

" That girl's so good she deserves knee pads and must be Certified by Dyson."

by AnaVaille September 28, 2025

certifiedasher

Game developer of DeathRunners, rumours are spread about him witnessing the blue nemesis of all pink allies, Patrick Koenigz, the owner of DeathRun 2 Go himself.

certifiedasher is being defined by everything they can come up with.

by NotActuallyAsher October 11, 2025

CERTER

A term used in the Valley Prison Roblox community for CERTs who are either incompetent or abuse players.

CERT: I'm cuff-abusing you now because I think it's funny.
Inmate (being abused): You stupid, disgusting CERTER! ... CERTER!

by anonymous November 3, 2025

back-certify

The practice of claiming that a particular software mix is certified to work with little or no testing so that a vendor's customer will attempt to implement it.

We've never tested that on Oracle 9i, lets just back-certify it with our client, the Acme corporation.

by Rob Hoehn April 16, 2007