Carson

The true soulmate of a girl with a name that starts with letter A. He loves sneaking looks at his crush and hopes you will drop a note for him in his locker, etc. Carson wants you more than you know. <3

Carson: I was really hoping someone would drop a note in my locker, preferably Her ;)

Her: Damn I'm thinking of dropping a secret note in Carson's locker

Friend: OMG you should have you seen the way he looks at you and sneaks glances at you. He definitely loveessss you.

by Fucking ole dinosaur December 18, 2021

Carson

A fursona that has a beautiful voice who can basically control you and has dog cock for days

Ex: Carson, it says on your resume you have dog cock for days?

Carson: Dame right I do

by Psychobooty09 August 28, 2017

Carson

a guy who likes to video game and doesnt get nearly enough sleep because of that. a carson usually likes junk food and is willing to take every chance they get to stay home from school, if they go to school still.

bro my friend is pulling a carson (staying home when not sick and dont have appointments)

he is so pulling a carson

by urbanjeffjef June 19, 2023

Carson

Talks bad about his friends when not around.But will act cool to your face

Especially when it’s your girl he wants

Carson only hear for liquor and his girl

by Black chess peaches November 19, 2023

Carson

The name "Carson" means the gayest white kid in your computer class

Carson sucked dick again,ugh.

by mrasianburrito October 24, 2018

Carson

Monster dump truck, fat curvy dick, Talk with a MEATTY muscles (the brain of course) with a hint of a scent that can be smelled across the room. But gah damn he got some hella tasty ass hair i ain’t gonna lie😩😩😩

Damn I want to have sex with Carson…🤤
I’m gonna bust

He’s such a baddie
FUCK ME CARSON

by Blaze868 April 06, 2022

Carson

Carson(noun) A person who habitually lies due to deep-seated insecurities. Typically, a Carson exaggerates or fabricates stories to appear more confident, successful, or interesting to others. The term is often used to call out someone who consistently distorts the truth as a way of masking their self-doubt or inadequacies.

Don’t believe what he said about meeting that celebrity; he’s such a Carson. He always lies to make himself look cooler.

by brosbeforehoes321 August 14, 2024