Bullet

When one's mullet is so long that it reaches the ass area, and is then braided with the existing butt-hair. Making a bullet

Eric "I was gonna give her a back massage, but she had a bullet."

Levi "Thats gross bro."

Duncan "I love it when girls have bullets!"

by bulletshooter May 29, 2011

Speeding Bullet Virus (SBV)

A sexual virus that becomes entwined into your DNA. It only affects males in a negative way, but females may enjoy having this virus. When a male contracts SBV, he involuntarily prematurely ejaculates, he cums almost instantaneously. While this trait is not preferred by males, females can enjoy this because they will experience multiple orgasms in a short span of time.

Clark: Thank God you have Speeding Bullet Virus (SBV)too.
Jane: Yeah, because you finished soon... faster than a speeding bullet.
(Superman then ripped her in half)

by Zach P. August 17, 2006

Bulletproof Vest

The pooch that portrudes from a woman's lower abdomen. When worn with a tighter-fitting shirt it appears she is wearing a bulletproof vest underneath. Most often found in women who have had children, but just can't ever seem to lose that last little bit to get back to where they were pre-pregnancy. Women with a bulletproof vest can still be fine as hell, they're just not 18 years old anymore.

Damn, did you see her? She is fine! She's got a little bit of the bulletproof vest, but I'd still smash.

by Bulletproof Vest December 14, 2011

Bulletproof Ket

A term commonly used amongst recreational drug users to describe an extremely potent form of the tranquiliser ketamine. The effects of large intakes of this substance can range anywhere from a desire to listen to extended periods of fleetwood mac, sitting around in cardboard boxes, and inevitably, getting lost in the k-hole. Watching people partake of Bulletproof Ket is, prehaps not unsurprisingly, a great deal of fun.

Did you see Nik after his third line of that Bulletproof Ket? I've never seen someone having it out with an imaginery bathroom dwarf before.

by Ketaloco December 9, 2008

burglet

miniature hamburgers that bring smiles and happiness to the world

i went to chili's and ordered me some delicious burglets

by Beverly & Brandon June 10, 2008

Bulletin Spam

Posting over three bulletins of pointless crap on Myspace.

That bitch is a bulletin spammer, lets smack her!

by dx330 December 30, 2008

Bullet Screwdriver

A bloke crosses his fingers as if to wish for good luck, he then inserts them in and out of the womens anus (bullet) in a twisting motion.

'alright dave whats that on your fingers?'

dave - 'its poo, i just gave some bird the bullet screwdriver'

by gibbonfelch June 22, 2011