Alabama Brain Massage

Indiscriminant nose-picking in a very deep fashion involving one or two fingers. Often seen at a stoplight on the car next to you. Sometimes followed by a sniffing of the fingers if productive, and/or rolling the residue with the index finger and thumb and flicking it either on the floorboard of the car or out the window.

Jared, check out that guy in the car next to us digging for gold. Dude, that is an Alabama Brain Massage if I've ever seen one!

by fway September 1, 2013

Stoner's Brain Syndrome

When a stoner, particularly someone who smokes marijuana a lot or used to, can't remember what is being conversed about. They instantly forget many things.

"so i kissed him."
"really? when?"
"yesterday."
"did you kiss him?"
"..yes?"

"sorry. i have stoner's brain syndrome.

by kpillow. August 21, 2010

Back Alley Brain Transplant

The act of being dragged into a back alley and having your face punched in..... and your brains punched out, figuratively speaking.

Tom: Hey, have you heard all of those kids obsessing about Twilight?

Steve: Yeah, I want to give each and every one of those kids a back alley brain transplant

by I'm_Not_Violent April 4, 2009

Braindeadism

A disease when you tend to do something stupidly and not realize what you are doing.

Guy ; I have braindeadism.
Girl ; I know, you keep hitting yourself.
Guy ; I AM!?

by CHINGPINGLING January 17, 2011

left brain / right brain

Describes how a process is developed to cater to multiple ways people may wish to use or view that process.

While some people prefer to use drop down menus, other people prefer to use images for navigation. Left brain / right brain development provides a solution for both so that both sides of the brain are happy :-)

by Michael G. Valentin September 1, 2003

mo' brainer

noun. A situation or puzzle or predicament that is more difficult than it at first seemed; the opposite of a "no brainer"; something that requires more than one person (i.e. mo' than one brain) to figure out.

Uma thought that the Soduko puzzle would be easy, but it turned out to be a "mo' brainer."

by Erik Patterson July 16, 2008

brain bucket

Bicycle or motorcycle (or skateboard or scooter) helmet.

Lucky you had on your brain bucket, or they'd be all over the road.

by basbleu April 12, 2010