Braden Haslam

6 foot 1 inch tall, sex dog who is number 1, however he thinks that that mac's are better than surface book's

Braden Haslam is cool, but he thinks that macs are better than surface's

by Braden Haslam October 17, 2019

Braden

Someone who thinks Layla is a bot

Braden means to think Layla is a bot

by Divgibftjbcg October 17, 2019

Braden

A person who does not have faith in a snow day and is a firm hater in the idea of getting one. A braden is a clown.

Normal Person: Dude we might have a snow day it's snowing a lot outside!
Braden: Stop getting your hopes up. It ain't gonna happen.
Normal Person: That's not very cash money of you dude, not cool.

by Sony Gang November 11, 2019

Braden

He’s a quiet guy. But the teacher LOVES HIM. He’s quite the teachers pet 👅🦶🏽

Teacher: Braden why don’t you stay after class???

by Chickenzrule November 22, 2019

Braden

Braden is the type of guy who will suck your penis when you broke up with madalyn last Saturday night. And Bradens tend to walk like a disabled dog, and make disable dog noises. If you find a Braden, tickle his Donahue neck and he will pass out from penis purple syndrome.

Hi Braden, dont be scared. I'm just going to tickle your Donahue neck.

by Madalyns pepperoni titanic tit December 5, 2019

Braden

A white kid that dates girls that are black and are a grade bellow him

That kid Braden kissed kamiah

by Soggywafflez2010 October 20, 2019

Bradders

Bradders is a chav from brum ends,he’s caught a wine of Fiona a few times but if man catches him on his ones it’s game over u get me blud. Brads is a bit of a pedo u see so he goes for people like sluts e.g Lara and people that look like Frogz u know who.on the last day brads wanted to get drunk oioi oioi so we he had to get drunk at the pub with johhny and realistdriller19 can’t bait out my man u see.Hes also a born trapper

Bradders went to trap with realist driller 19 after school last year

by Oipohsisbsbbsbshshdj October 21, 2019