Basically just a fat ugly girl.
Also a fat ugly girl that is cranky and thinks she is smokin hot.
Most of the time, a bowser is the disgusting obese friend(girl) that tags along with a mega-hottie.
Also a fat ugly girl that is cranky and thinks she is smokin hot.
Most of the time, a bowser is the disgusting obese friend(girl) that tags along with a mega-hottie.
Man 1: "Duudee! You see that hottie over there?!?! I HAVE to hook up with her tonight!"
Man 2: "Ya man but look at her friend. If you get with that Dime, that means im stuck with the bowser!"
The next morning...
Man 2: "Fuck mann! You owe me BIG TIME!!!
Man 2: "Ya man but look at her friend. If you get with that Dime, that means im stuck with the bowser!"
The next morning...
Man 2: "Fuck mann! You owe me BIG TIME!!!
by Dyno-Mike! March 26, 2009
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The act of being in between grades, especially for a semester report card. This behavior usually occurs during finals week.
A: Dude, what's wrong with Greg?
B: Oh, he's borderlining right now, if he doesn't get that A, his parents will kill him.
A: Why?
B: They're asian.
A: So?
B: Chinese
A: Damn.
B: Oh, he's borderlining right now, if he doesn't get that A, his parents will kill him.
A: Why?
B: They're asian.
A: So?
B: Chinese
A: Damn.
by mrderekcu December 16, 2010
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Get the make a run for the border mug.VERB - A form of sex where the penetrating partner withdraws his/her penetrating device/organ/fingers, coats them in hot sauce (preferably a Mexican-made brand such as Tapatio), then reinserts. The penetrated partner then lets out a cry, along the lines of "Yaarrrrrrraaahaaa!"
A: "I just South of the Bordered this hot chick from Accounting, and she screamed like a marichi. Then she ran off like Speedy Gonzalez."
B: "That's a terrible stereotype."
B: "That's a terrible stereotype."
by Mortimer L. Bard August 16, 2007
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Get the bowzer mug.1). Fucking idiot standing at the border, most likely straching his sack
2). Job that requires under 70 IQ.
3). Bored people who shoot at immigrants trying to cross the border.
2). Job that requires under 70 IQ.
3). Bored people who shoot at immigrants trying to cross the border.
1). Look at Eric A. Pennino scratch his ballsack; he must be a Border Patrol Officer.
2). I'm a complete retard, I should join the Border Patrol!
3). 72 innocent men were shot today by the Border Patrol.
2). I'm a complete retard, I should join the Border Patrol!
3). 72 innocent men were shot today by the Border Patrol.
by Storytelling Sam September 9, 2006
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