Boss Kick - Instructions
Step 1. Find a good opponent facing your direction.
Step 2. Run like a mad man towards him/her.
Step 3. Depending on your height, jump at him feet first from about 3 1/2 feet away, closer for shorter people.
Step 4. Plant feet comfortably on opponents face, preferably across the forehead and bridge of nose.
Step 5. Push.
Step 6. If all goes well, you should have performed an impressive boss kick. If not, you are either on the ground in front of opponent, or you got grabbed in mid-air and are in the bushes. In either case, get up and run.
P.S. It is considered rude to be boss kicked in the face. Not for your parents dinner parties.
Step 1. Find a good opponent facing your direction.
Step 2. Run like a mad man towards him/her.
Step 3. Depending on your height, jump at him feet first from about 3 1/2 feet away, closer for shorter people.
Step 4. Plant feet comfortably on opponents face, preferably across the forehead and bridge of nose.
Step 5. Push.
Step 6. If all goes well, you should have performed an impressive boss kick. If not, you are either on the ground in front of opponent, or you got grabbed in mid-air and are in the bushes. In either case, get up and run.
P.S. It is considered rude to be boss kicked in the face. Not for your parents dinner parties.
by Cloak_N_Dagger August 27, 2005
Get the boss kickmug. He's the best in the world always supports you no matter what he's cool relaxed and outgoing extremely clever sees things no one else does.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 17, 2019
Get the The one bossmug. by shannon March 27, 2003
Get the bossmug. JFish: Damn son that Barmitsfa was BOSS. Shit they had all those fine Jewish chicks there.
Drew: BOSSSS!!!! it'd be Fired too bad their Jewish damn.
Drew: BOSSSS!!!! it'd be Fired too bad their Jewish damn.
by Drewsta T April 9, 2006
Get the bossmug. boss baby is someone who is bossy and thinks they're superior to everyone else. also cant take criticism, so they act like a baby
by Thatonegirl625 January 1, 2020
Get the boss babymug. Usaully a smart and sexy superior or higher ranking person at work.
A very attractive leader or supervisor.
A very attractive leader or supervisor.
How was work?
Yeah it was great, turns out i have a Smexy Boss.
Damn did you see steph walk past??! Shes a Smexy Boss!
Can i speak to the manager?
I am the manager.
Damn your a Smexy Boss.
Yeah it was great, turns out i have a Smexy Boss.
Damn did you see steph walk past??! Shes a Smexy Boss!
Can i speak to the manager?
I am the manager.
Damn your a Smexy Boss.
by Hectic Kebabs November 23, 2013
Get the Smexy Bossmug. Boss Pong - a workplace game in which the goal is to keep the "boss" on the floor for as long as possible, and out of their own office.
To start a round of boss pong one person calls the boss over to their desk to ask them a question. The boss answers the question then the boss tries to go back to their office at which point the next person flags them down to ask them a different question causing the boss to go to that person's desk. The point of the game is to keep the boss from reaching their goal, which is to return to their office to hide. Sometimes multiple people can score points towards this goal if they think of new questions to distract the boss with after others have had their turn.
by ubermanti November 6, 2013
Get the boss pongmug.