Blow Fairy

To have the sensation that, while sleeping, feels like someone is performing oral on you. You would swear up and down someone was actually doing it, but when you wake up, there's absolutely no mess leaving you to wonder if you got blown and the fairy cleaned/swallowed the mess.

"Dude, I swear to G** that I got a blow job last night, but there wasn't any cum anywhere."

"Oh, you must have been visited by the Blow Fairy."

by fval321 January 4, 2010

Blow Fest

When multiple people in a room, each of whom is of a different ethnicity, are giving or receiving a blow job.

I walked into this room that had a blow fest goin on in it...

so i dropped my pants and joined the fun.

by AJB n' SSR January 3, 2010

blow a goat

The simple act of telling some one to fuck off without using these exact words.

"Go blow a goat, i hate you."

by Chiz Nizzle April 4, 2003

Blow Bro

When two guys are always hanging out together and spend all of their time together in a non-homosexual way, yet their relationship is borderline homo. At parties they are always sitting on the couch together instead of beating up the beat.

Elizabeth: "Brian is really cute, would you mind getting his number for me?"

Todd: "Trust me he will never give you the light of day, he's blow bros with John. They can never be separated."

by C-dizzledazzle March 7, 2010

THAT BLOWS DONKEYS

A phrase or saying that can be used when a situation or thing really sucks...badly. Can be extended to "THAT BLOWS DONKEY BALLS"...when it really sucks the big one.

Derick: I'm on call, so I probably won't make it to the concert tonight.
Maria: DUDE, That blows donkeys!

by wudupyo11 December 18, 2008

Blowing zeros

Referring to a breathalyzer. Blowing through and it reads 0.00. When someone is pretending to be drunk or high but they blow a 0% BAC

Guy 1: did you see how drunk she was at the party?
Guy 2: nah dude she was blowing zeros

by Shortlang♐️ March 6, 2016

Blow-Motion

When you get a promotion at your job however some aspect of it "Blows" such as getting paid less, crappy office (such as it being awkwardly placed, small, and or under construction), having to work longer or all of the above. The Blow part results in people saying "This Blows" When things are bad or worse then before.

Paul: So do you like your new promotion?
John: Well I get paid less, My Office is right next to the freeway, and I have to work for 18 hours a day.
Paul: Oh that Blows
John: Yep I got a blow-motion.

by Theblackness September 14, 2009