master blaster

A large dose of cocaine (or speed, for the criminally insane), inhaled through the nose.

P1: Woah, Johnny just racked that whole set of lines.
P2: Master blaster.

by masterblastin August 19, 2021

Baha Blaster

After you eat taco bell you have an explosive shit

I was a baha blaster

by Hollo0w September 9, 2021

Brittany Blaster

Having extremely rough pity sex with a broken condom in the back of a 1998-2007 vehicle with a morbidly obese chick that you met online while eating a cold cut combo from Subway without Mayo on a partly cloudy Tuesday before 5pm

Can’t wait for my Brittany blaster this afternoon

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 26, 2021

Crack blaster

When you run out of toilet paper and have to swish the water out of the bowl into your asscrack like a bidet.

I know my hands are covered in poop, I just had to pull a crack blaster.

by Dickbender December 4, 2021

Bahraini Blaster (noun)

A man, nay, a legend who has risen up the ranks for his national cricket team. So dedicated to the art that he faces life long debilitating shoulder problems caused by the speed at which he launches balls at his foes. Loves Stanford also.

Bahraini Blaster (noun)

"Is that Imran Khan?"
"No, it's the Bahraini Blaster"

by megadrivemayhem August 9, 2022

Math Blasters

Math teachers who use math equations to get there rocks off.

Teacher 1: Some of the other math teachers and I are creating a group to satisfy our needs. We call it Math Blasters, wanna join?

Teacher 2: That sounds like just what I need to satisfy MY math loving kink.

by anonymous August 15, 2022

pp blaster

its a pp blaster thats it

OMG NICE PP BLASTER

by gaminggoalie YT October 3, 2022