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Adjusting the blinds

Masturbating in front of window and being caught.
Weatherman Joe Luzira of KUSI in San Diego pleading guilty to lewd conduct on January 31, 2011. He was seen masturbating in front of a glass door. His lawyer stated his was ADJUSTING THE BLINDS.
by mpfs79 March 3, 2011
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Blind Elephant

A body lifting kick in the nuts from behind. To sneak up behind someone who is standing with their legs slightly open and kick them in the nuts from behind.
Person 1: You owe me $100
Person 2: Yeah i'll pay you next week...
Person 1: No pay me today or i'll blind elephant kick you right in the nuts when you least suspect it.
Person 2: OK lets got to the bank.
RESOLVED.
by koala11111111 March 7, 2011
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hair blindness

When your long hair blows in your face, causing you momentary blindness

See also: "second-hand hair blindness"

When your long hair blows in your friend's face, causing them momentary blindness.

And: "hair gagging"

When your long hair blows in to your mouth, causing gagging.
On a windy day...

Guy: "what's the problem?"

Gal: "Pfffft ! I'm suffering from hair blindness!"
by pchops October 24, 2011
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coffee-blind

a word used to describe the experience of sensory blindness associated with the moments between waking and having the first cup of java
"I was coffee-blind as I walked to the kitchen, tripping over my cat and stumbling toward the coffee cups, crashing into the wall and hoping for a Starbucks ambulance to arrive with a coffee IV."
by Word Ganesha October 25, 2011
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acquired blindness

becoming attracted to someone or something after an initial encounter where there was no attraction
"Whoah, what happened to him?"
"He's got acquired blindness for that girl Amy. She's fricken ugly."
by Nately's Whore's Kid Sister November 4, 2011
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Stores Blindness

The inability to find equipment in a store despite your best efforts and searching, can bring about the shakes, tremmors, shaking of the head in a side to side motion, sleep loss, withdrawl from society, partial incontinence
I have been looking so long i think i have stores blindness
by Mad Phil November 13, 2011
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blind doggin it

The act of eating dinner after rehearsal, usually at Olde Blind Dog, where memories are made, and time in the kitchen is saved.
I completely forgot to cook today, so looks like I'm blind doggin it tonight!
by paulio3s October 23, 2023
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