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Blind Dragon

Right after cumming in her eyes, wait till she stands up, and immediately kick one of her ankles so she stands on one foot, then after she will look like a blind dragon
Bro, I thought your mom was into kinky shit, so I tried the Blind Dragon on her...

She loved it!
by RebornLegendz714 December 12, 2018
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Blind Friendly

some technology, activity, idea, or challenge adaptive to the blind in a way that makes whatever the task or item unburdening; a statement used by blind people to declare approval of the simplicity or enjoyment of a particularly positive activity or object
A Braille menu at McDonald's is really blind friendly.

The barbwire fence sticking out was not very blind friendly.

The small print on the medicine bottle was not blind friendly.

Graphics on the internet aren't blind friendly.

Tactile maps are blind friendly.
by James Cole April 29, 2008
mugGet the Blind Friendlymug.

sign-blind

When a person overlooks every single sign that someone clearly is madly in love with them because they “don’t really want a relationship right now” or are afraid of love.
Kimberly thought Tommy’s red heart emojis were “friendly” because Kimberly is sign-blind.
by kim-ber-ly-1222 November 5, 2019
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blind cited

Being subjected to numerous irrelevant cites or cites which are contrary to the point for which they are being cited. See also blind cite, blind citing.
In our discussion, Jeff sounded like he knew what he was talking about. However, when I checked his sources, I realized I'd been blind cited.
by Sassafrass Grove November 8, 2017
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Blind Snowstorm

The threshold after an orgasm in which a man can either keep the pole hard or get a deflated sock puppet.
He was able to make his way out of the Blind Snowstorm and continue on for another 30 minutes.
by BaconBlitz March 1, 2018
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Bacon Blindness

when you need to buy some food and you see something that has bacon in it and you have to buy it regardless of price or quality because well, it has bacon in it.
Guy1: That sandwich has to be about 4 days old
guy2: yeah but it's got bacon in it
guy1: aaah, bacon blindness.
by someguywholikesbacon May 16, 2010
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donkey blind

When you roll over in bed and your partner is stood up and he has a massive boner over 10" and it pokes in your eye = donkey blindness.
Mate what happened? Barry made me Donkey Blind.

Ow I cant see, Im Donkey Blind
Can you pass me the salt please, Im Donkey Blind
Wheres the light switch, I cant see, Im Donkey Blind
Babe you need to drive tonight, Im Donkey Blind
by Minkin Grinkin GGs February 22, 2018
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