Weatherman Joe Luzira of KUSI in San Diego pleading guilty to lewd conduct on January 31, 2011. He was seen masturbating in front of a glass door. His lawyer stated his was ADJUSTING THE BLINDS.
by mpfs79 March 3, 2011
Get the Adjusting the blinds mug.A body lifting kick in the nuts from behind. To sneak up behind someone who is standing with their legs slightly open and kick them in the nuts from behind.
Person 1: You owe me $100
Person 2: Yeah i'll pay you next week...
Person 1: No pay me today or i'll blind elephant kick you right in the nuts when you least suspect it.
Person 2: OK lets got to the bank.
RESOLVED.
Person 2: Yeah i'll pay you next week...
Person 1: No pay me today or i'll blind elephant kick you right in the nuts when you least suspect it.
Person 2: OK lets got to the bank.
RESOLVED.
by koala11111111 March 7, 2011
Get the Blind Elephant mug.When your long hair blows in your face, causing you momentary blindness
See also: "second-hand hair blindness"
When your long hair blows in your friend's face, causing them momentary blindness.
And: "hair gagging"
When your long hair blows in to your mouth, causing gagging.
See also: "second-hand hair blindness"
When your long hair blows in your friend's face, causing them momentary blindness.
And: "hair gagging"
When your long hair blows in to your mouth, causing gagging.
by pchops October 24, 2011
Get the hair blindness mug.a word used to describe the experience of sensory blindness associated with the moments between waking and having the first cup of java
"I was coffee-blind as I walked to the kitchen, tripping over my cat and stumbling toward the coffee cups, crashing into the wall and hoping for a Starbucks ambulance to arrive with a coffee IV."
by Word Ganesha October 25, 2011
Get the coffee-blind mug.by Nately's Whore's Kid Sister November 4, 2011
Get the acquired blindness mug.The inability to find equipment in a store despite your best efforts and searching, can bring about the shakes, tremmors, shaking of the head in a side to side motion, sleep loss, withdrawl from society, partial incontinence
by Mad Phil November 13, 2011
Get the Stores Blindness mug.The act of eating dinner after rehearsal, usually at Olde Blind Dog, where memories are made, and time in the kitchen is saved.
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