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birthday balloon surprise

The act getting everyone at a party to cum inside of a ballon,
"Everyone come over here and cum into this balloon for the birthday boy" said jim.
"I love when someone does a birthday balloon surprise over my head"

"Pop"went the balloon.

"Oh wow thanks love you guys" yelled the birthday boy
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birthday panties 

The panties you were going to wear for your birthday before you realized that you just really want to fuck and then decide to go commando
*The next day*
"Why do you just have clean underwear laying on the floor?"
"oh those were just my birthday panties."
birthday panties by Solidust January 7, 2017

birthday trap 

A black persons term of getting girls nudes
"Send those birthday traps my way"

birthday brat 

A person that expects everyone to recognize and celebrate them without ceasing on their birthday. The day is often accompanied with emotional breakdowns.
Dudley Dursley whined and whined about his gifts on his birthday, something only a birthday brat would do.

birthday jam 

BIRTHDAY SEX
ARE YOU GETTING THE BIRTHDAY JAM THIS YEAR
birthday jam by 0FATONY0 August 1, 2017

Birthday-Brodie'd 

To be hurt, insulted, wronged, or otherwise undermined directly and/or indirectly by a former friend and/or teammate on your birthday.
To celebrate turning 29, Kevin Durant was Birthday-Brodie'd because he is a bitch.
Birthday-Brodie'd by stretch88 September 29, 2017

Birthday Cake 

A promiscuous woman

A woman that has been with a group of friends.
Dude, your girlfriend's not even a thot, she's a birthday cake...everyone has had a slice of that.
Birthday Cake by Todd Jacob Wilberly November 13, 2017