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Death Before Dishonor

Death Before Dishonor is a hardcore band hailing from south Boston. Death Before Dishonor’s humble beginnings started to rise with the release of Friends Family Forever, a seven song EP on Bridge Nine Records. They have toured with Hatebreed, Agnostic Front, and Terror. This is the type of music that wakes you up in the morning right before you attack the weight room.
I just listened to Death Before Dishonor and now I feel like I could lift a house.
by Murderflakes January 7, 2010
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Don't count your chicken heads before they swallow

This is my adaptation of the old saying "Don't count your chickens before they hatch". It essentially means the same thing which is not to depend/rely on something until you actually posses it or it has come to fruition (although this has a more sexual and masaginistic twist to it.
Jeremy, inventor of the jarvik artificial heart, is counting on buying a new car with money he'd potentially make from manufacturing DMT, a highly potent psychedelic tryptamine, in his home laboratory and illegally distributing it on the street to worthless junkies. His intentions are to use his new car to carry out a violent and fatal drive-by shooting on this kid mitch who punked him on some fake molly, a powerful version of the popular rave drug ecstasy. His lover/best friend, rat-tail, knows there is a high likelihood that a number of things could go wrong and that he might not actually make the money he intends on making and may even get popped or blow up his house during the process of refining the DMT. He says to his home girl rat-tail, "Yo biatch when I get me that sweet 97' Plymouth Prowler we're gonna go bust some caps in 'dem asses son". Rat-tail replies "Yo I know your penis is gargantuan and what not, but how do you know you are going to get that cheddar to get that ride to put down those trifling ass punk bitches? I mean all I'm saying Jeremy, inventor of the jarvik artificial heart, is DON'T COUNT YOUR CHICKEN HEADS BEFORE THEY SWALLOW".
by The Dark Anus (JC) November 28, 2007
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Idziemy do Janka na beforek przez imprezą
We're hitting Janek's place for a jumpstart before the real party
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The right and only way of eating cereal
Omg shes pouring the milk before the cereal ?? She's so smart
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The Hand Before Time

The Hand Before Time is a sexual act where a woman with a little T-rex arm gives a man an old fashioned.
That homeless lady outside the liquor store used her little gimp arm to give Steve a The hand before time.
by Ron J. Livingston December 14, 2010
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Shock her before you Spock her!

A nifty little rhyme used by many men to remember the order in which to insert his fingers into his Lady's orifice's.
Shocking = Index and middle finger in the vagina, Little finger in the bum.
Spocking = Index and middle finger in the vagina, Ring finger and little finger in the bum.

The trekkies amongst us will already be masters at 'Spocking'
Guy 1: "Mate, she hated it!! I thought she'd love a good Spocking!!"
Guy 2: "You Gotta Shock her before you spock her!"
Guy 1: "What a nifty little rhyme!!"
by Veebz October 22, 2011
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nightingale bamford

An elite school for rich, white, upper class girls. It has a sterling reputation. However, on the inside of those big blue doors the girls are either drug addicts or heavy alcoholics. Some of them resort to making internet porn. The school however does a wonderful job at masking the true identity of the girls, and Nightingale is still standing strong on 92nd and Madison.
girl 1. "hey girl, dude last night we all got soo high"
girl 2. "thats soo chill I havn't gotten drunk or high on a school night in almost 4 days"
girl 1. "shit! how do you live? Are you making lots of internet porn to relive stress or something."
girl 2. "OMG how did you know?! did Jim tell you? or was it Sam? Or Lenny, or Michaiel"
girl 1. I just guessed that IS what Nightingale Bamford is about.
by nbs student May 15, 2007
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