Beans on my Dorrito Bag

When a man lathers his nutsac in Dorrito cheese, and has a woman shit on it. He then forces the woman to give him a blowjob,and suck on his left nut.

"The woman did Beans on my Dorrito Bag to her friend"

by Bob74685 November 6, 2012

beanoji

Small images of the character Mr. Bean making different facial expression used in place of emojis.

I'm going to start using beanoji to express my emotions over messenger instead emojis.

by doormat18 November 10, 2013

beansack

The process of placing one's testicles in the anal cavity of his partner.

This occurs after anal intercourse precisely at the moment you pull out. The anus will gape open just long enough to lower your testicals inside. If performed properly the anus will close with your testicals inside, and eureka you've performed the beansack

by Webster1987 January 9, 2016

beansy

Good.

Per Colby P.

Your computing skills are beansy.

by CPcdxx July 31, 2016

Beans TikTok

A side of TikTok that has the primary focus of Beans and Bean related content

Im so glad that im on Beans TikTok and not Straight TikTok

by Endo_ June 16, 2020

craven beanus

A small and VERY rare spider like creature, that lives along the marshes and swamps of a market town in berkshire.

Also term for a grotty "insect" or person who is a bit of a skank and who is in need of a jolly good wash.

"oooooooh that mandy is a right craven beanus"

by lord bagel dick November 16, 2006

heat my beans

an expression meaning you have a sexual attraction to someone else. the word "my" is usually stressed.

June: Oh, he could heat MY beans any day!
Katie: Yeah, he is so hot!

by Kate Heals October 12, 2008