Batman

A dude who wears a rubber suit and beats the living pulp out of petty thieves.

Look out, Batman's coming!!!

by YoungRussian72 October 27, 2020

batman

a rich guy that beats up bad guys while dressed up as a bat. fucking terrifying.

"THE FUCKING BATMAN!?!?!?!?"

by a_guy21333 November 11, 2022

Batman

To horrifically commit a murder of two wealthy parents, leaving a single child alive to be an orphan.

Dude I got in a horrible accident on the way here, totally batmanned this kid.

by BaddDictionary May 21, 2024

Playing Batman

Being very altruistic and self sacrificing.

I traded in my Trues for some Robins
He playing Batman, Fetty's gon' rob him

by Phil N. Goodman April 5, 2021

Batman

An expression that people use when they don't know what to answer back.

Person 1: Oh my! How did you do that?
Person 2: Because I'm Batman

by KillerFrost June 9, 2015

Ben Stiller is not Batman

One of the funniest moments in the history of the Vanoss Crew, where Terroriser states that Ben Stiller is Batman instead of Ben Affleck.

Terroriser (In his Terminator voice while shooting Batman NPCs): HELLO! AHHH, FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU, BEN STILLER! FUCK YOU, BEN STILLER! COME ON, YOU FUCK!

Panda (After Terroriser kills them all): I have to point out something...BEN STILLER IS NOT BATMAN!

(Everyone starts laughing)

Terroriser: What? I SAID BEN STILLER??

Wildcat: Ben AFFLECK!

Terroriser: Ah, fuck! I called Zoolander "Batman"!

Panda: You stupid bastard!

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2022

Batman in his Free Time

Batman wears into his superhero suit and grabs a bottle of lotion,then he starts to masturbate and moan,he thinks of superman clapping him as he flaps his dick,he then releases the bat jizz and makes his bed wet and including his suit

Batman in his free time and he masturbates

by Guy who writes horny things August 24, 2025