luke baker

A snitch, an a-hole, no respect for himself or those around him, pedophile, porn addict, alcoholic, and all around wierdo.

Me: See that guy over there?
Dude: Yeah, he's hanging out with my younger sister!
Me: Yeah, he's a total Luke baker.

by Dmick1326 July 5, 2016

Oscar Baker

A Chode.

"Wow! Oscar Baker is such a chode"

by John Coutis June 21, 2016

Baker's Delight

Engaging in oral with a woman who has a yeast infection.

I was bout to go down on her last night when I started to smell something funny, then she shouted out "I hope you enjoy my BAKER'S DELIGHT!"

by fleetwuud April 17, 2016

Clumsy Baker

One who cleans up stray batches.

*see Jizz mop.

This porn booth needs a clumsy baker. My feet are stuck to the floor.

by It'sMePonyBoy October 6, 2016

bakers law

bakers law is the rule that if your plan is tupid enough, it will always work out anyways.

"this plan was so stupid i didn't think it was gonna work out, but bakers law made it happen."

by coolfashiontips January 27, 2018

bakers knowledge

when you don't need a cookbook to make cakes.
you also know the how much grams are in something by look and weight

my granny lost her cookbook and decided to use her bakers knowledge

by Urboishendy May 4, 2018

ellie baker

ellie baker is a lesbian who is in the closet. She is the biggest gay in teesside and is a complete whore. ellie loves abusing substances and being a horny girl. Her veejay jay smells like onions and she has the smelliest box known to man. Don’t be like ellie baker

ellie baker is such a mucky

by jjypxu18 November 23, 2021