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Atheist

Athiest is the opposite of a common theist. Atheism is the absence of moral theology. Theists typically can be found singing songs on 7th day of the week about a bearded legend who is obsessed with them. Theists believe in many options though, including but not limited to Buddha, Jesus, John, Guru Nanak, The Genie of the Lamp, Confucius, but not Santa Clause, he's a lost cause. What are you anyway, five? In fact, a theist will tell you Santa is a clever disguise for the devil because when you scramble the last three letters you get "Satan". They pray for each and every person struggling from neuro divergence curses such as dyslexia and ADD. They pray that the millions of people with no life purpose will find one through Christ before they wake up in the mosh pit. They didn't know the leopards would bite their faces but are asking for forgiveness.
Atheist: "Sorry Karen, I wasn't aware you were going to stick your face against the chicken wire.... do you need medical attention?"

Theist: "God works in mysterious ways, that we can't quite understand."
by BitchOfTheWest October 3, 2021
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atheist right

Extremely western-centric, pro-capitalist, bigoted internet cult. Hell bent on free speech in the platforms which they frequent, also hell bent on using this freedom to childishly insult people (many of them are children who got in touch with such ideas through Youtube's lets play or atheist channels), hell bent on basing political views proposed apolitical notions such as ''rationality'' and ''logic''....

Group of people Marlyn Mason described in lyrics of mOBSCENE as ''Your freedom's not free and dumb''.

Young bigots trying hard to not look conservative.

Soff-alt-right
There's no such thing as Atheist right, you're just a regressive cuck.
by existential anarchy February 3, 2017
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Atheist

To simply define it, an atheist is just someone who doesn’t believe in the existence of a higher power. We’re not people who believe in things like an afterlife, deities, prayers, religious rituals, etc. A normal atheist has no real problem with other people being religious or spiritual, so long as they keep that to themselves and don’t try to force others to adapt to their beliefs.
I am an atheist. When I was about 12 years old, I realized that there is no such thing as a higher power, nor do we go anywhere after we die. Everything is stored in your brain, and when your brain ceases to function that’s the end of you. You just return to the same state of non-existence that existed before you were born.
by This is my handle okay July 8, 2025
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Atheist

A person claiming there isn't a god but fanatically believes in cultish fantasies like:

Men can become women.
Climate can be controlled by the ratio of EVs to ICE motor vehicles.
Evolution.
Babies aren't really alive till birth.
Communism is better than capitalism.
Religious bigotry is cool.

These tenets are inseparable from their ideology. To the point that true atheists are ashamed to be lumped in with their ilk.
John isn't a true atheist...he is one of those god hating Fanatical "atheists"
by LarryWilliamsAZ April 16, 2024
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Atheist

damn that atheist is a retard
by nigga singh March 24, 2023
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Reddit Atheist

The people who are responsible for the commonly held belief that all atheists are far-left nutjobs.
by Ubeenbamboozledson February 22, 2024
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Atheist

An atheist refers to two positions:
1. The burden of proof is on those who believe in God
2. There has never been any proof that God exists.
"I am an Atheist because that which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence."
by TigersAreAwesome December 15, 2022
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