When we pulled into the state hunting access, two snake hunters crawled up out of the bushes with their clothes on inside-out.
by bigassassassin November 7, 2010
Get the Snake Huntermug. A woman that appears to just be DTF and out for a hook up but has undisclosed alterior motives such as getting pregnant, forcing a relationship or some form of black mail or extortion.
Dan thought he was hooking up with a choice piece of ass that was just DTF. Unfortunately, he got himself into a snake trap. The bitch lied about birth control and he laid seed and got her pregnant. Nows she's after his ass for cash. Poor fucker. All that for a wet noodle.
by Eaton Holgoode November 25, 2015
Get the Snake Trapmug. by Ronnie's Mole July 19, 2015
Get the Sex Snakemug. A massive, carnivorous penis that is highly territorial. It attacks and kills other penises if they move in on it's muff. It is the anti-cock blocker.
Man, I was moving on a nice piece of ass at this party, then a monstrous snake penis came around and I know I had to leave it alone.
by ChrisCreepyCreeperTheCreep May 1, 2008
Get the snake penismug. If it doesn't have snakes, it needs them. Period.
Most effectively exclaimed during a movie at a packed theatre.
A direct reference to the greatest movie of all time, Snakes on a Plane with Samuel L. Jackson, the meanest and coolest motherfucker in the world.
Most effectively exclaimed during a movie at a packed theatre.
A direct reference to the greatest movie of all time, Snakes on a Plane with Samuel L. Jackson, the meanest and coolest motherfucker in the world.
While watching a movie like Titanic, Gigli, 8 mile, etc:
Viewer 1: This movie is fucking terrible...
Viewer 2: NEEDS SNAKES!!!
Viewer 1: This movie is fucking terrible...
Viewer 2: NEEDS SNAKES!!!
by Super Mario Brother September 1, 2006
Get the Needs Snakesmug. Several hours after a huge, spicy meal at Azteca, John was atop the porcelain throne, moaning in agony, shitting fire snakes.
by Alex P. March 25, 2003
Get the Fire Snakesmug. by Urtik August 14, 2018
Get the Swamp snakemug.