Great Retard

two (or more) retarfs that think exactly the same to the exact same level of stupidity.
1) "acute intracranial hemorrhage caused by Campbell's Chicken Noodle"
2) "cause of death: blunt headforce trauma from Campbell's Chicken Noodle"
1) "holy shit we said the same exact thing but in different wording"
2) "Great Retards think alike"
by 1jeaner1 July 20, 2021
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great-gorilla

These are the five traits that create the great-gorilla, "the wise monkeys":

- Energind ("ADD/ADHD") - "See No Evil"
Because they are very imaginative and caring.

- Huquency ("HSP/Empath") - "Hear No Evil"
Because they don't take anything as insults. They understand other people's perspectives.

- Trualist ("ASP/ASD") - "Speak No Evil"
Because they are brutally honest.

- Timester ("OCD/OCPD") - "Smell No Evil"
Because they are so cleanly and organized, they have a good sense of time. Virtuous.

- Freespective ("ODD") - "Do No Evil"
Because they are very freedom oriented. They don't like being told what to do, and they don't tell other people what to do. Freedom.

If you have ALL FIVE of these traits, related to the spiritually activated five senses… then you are a GREAT-GORILLA!!
"That great-gorilla person over there… what a powerful aura. I don't know how to handle it. I don't know whether to be angry, afraid… or maybe we should diagnose that person with all these disorders. To make me feel that I am above, and that that person is below me. So that they know their place."
by NeoTPolaris August 26, 2023
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great coffee

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a great coffee. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a great coffee, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a great coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you great coffee beaner.
by Equal crack September 25, 2016
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great coffee

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a great coffee. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a great coffee, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a great coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you great coffee beaner.
by Equal crack September 25, 2016
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The Great Fitzgerald

Hosting an elaborate event with the intent of inviting someone over with which to preform anal sex.
"Hey, do you know why Jay was hosting such an ostentatious awkward dinner party last Wednesday night?"
"I think he was trying to pull The Great Fitzgerald."
by ranciddl December 09, 2022
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great attack

1. (noun) a show of Bemani game skills by deliberately attempting to score "Greats" instead of "Perfects".

2. (interjection) used by DDR players when they're off the beat, but can't blame it on the controller/stage/pad
1. "If this was Great Attack, you'd win. But it's not so you don't."

2. (Score shows up on the screen and quick, before anybody says anything, dude shouts) "Great Attack!"
by second tuesday October 20, 2006
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The Great Suspension

The Great Suspension, May 1st, 2022 was the mass genocide of Stan Accounts on Twitter carried out by Elon Musk using a space link named "The Science Behind Our Traditions"
The Great Suspension wiped out nearly half of the big swiftie accounts
by jennie kim's slave May 03, 2022
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