Apache Door Gunner

A term used by military personnel to sidestep questions about their actual job, especially when they don't want to get specific or even talk to the person asking the question. The name comes from the fact that the AH-64 Apache attack helicopter doesn't actually have a side door for a gunner.

Obnoxious VetBro: "Bro you're in the military? Dude I was too! What's your job?"

Servicemember minding their own business: "Uhh, I was an Apache Door Gunner..."

Obnoxious VetBro: "Oh sick bro! I didn't know they had those!"

by bachoochoo June 26, 2024

Apache war-cry

When a girl is giving a blow job while twisting/touching a guys nipples which leads to a yell/moan that sounds like an Apache war-cry

Hey Steve is that blood on your shirt?

Oh yeah it’s my nipples, my girl gave me an Apache war-cry last night, it was amazing!

by Elephants30 September 8, 2024

Anathema

An Orthodox word used for someone who misuses the Bible or spreads false "truths" about it.

"Martin Luther (Protestant founder) is ANATHEMA"

by Orthobloke_24 December 2, 2024

Apache Blowdryer

When a girl with long hair to her butt farts, making the hair blow in the warm fart air.

I was looking at that girls but and saw the hair near her butthole blow back. I knew right away it was an Apache Blowdryer

by Sharshall December 9, 2024

Apatric

(of a person) lacking a father or father figure; fatherless

Ever since his died died in a car accident, John had been apatric.

by Bluespleen December 15, 2024

Apithonie

A fuckass way to spell the word 'epiphany' popularized by Crazybark101

"Just had an apithonie or however you spell that word. YouTube TOS is becoming something like that of how Nintendo games are. Is all gotta be family friendly nine times outta ten and like why?"

by Cryonix December 18, 2024

Apateau

Apateau (APT) is a Korean drinking game where you say “your name’s favorite game, game start” and swipe your hands over each other left and right. Then you pick a number and stack hands with your opponent and the hand on the top takes the shot.

My favorite game, game start, apt, apateau (repeat apt, apateau multiple times). 5!

by auoramcg December 20, 2024