alcahol

A liquid good for preserving almost anything except secrets.

Girl- I cant beleive you cheated on me
Guy- But i diddnt!!
Girl- You told me you did last night!
Guy- That was the alcahol talking...

alcahol by tennyz December 28, 2005

Alcoholism 

A progressive, fatal disease. A disease which can be arrested, but not cured with the help of AA.

Alcoholism is the only disease which you can be yelled at for having. You won't yell at someone for having polio.

Drinking is merely a symptom of the disease. It is a disease of perception. We are spiritually sick. Most people are spiritually sick, this is how our spiritual sickness manifests itself.

Alcoholism by John January 22, 2005

social alcoholic 

Someone who's only defense against being called an alcoholic is the fact that he/she does not drink alone. One who gets drunk every night at "social events" such as playing video games with a friend or watching TV with a sibling.

Person A: You're an alcoholic.
Person B: No i'm not, i never drink alone.
Person A: Then you're a social alcoholic.

social alcoholic by myra197 August 8, 2010

alcool 

The French word for alcohol.

Used by English-speaking people mainly in French oral exams, where they are expected to say how much they despise the stuff.

However, mention it to immature thirteen-year-olds on a bender and they will immediately make a link between the word alcool and the word cool. It will amuse them no end and make them feel very grown up and important as they drink their smirnoff ice and WKD in the park. Unless they're total pikeys, in which case it will be cheap cider or special brew.

Despite this, alcool is an interesting variation for all the other words meaning alcohol and is sure to improve your mood. After a while you may begin to refer to booze purely as alcool, which does prove difficult because not everyone speaks French and some of them just presume you're off your tits and can't talk properly. Which, honestly, is probably true.

Thirteen-year-old binger no. 1: Have you got your sister to buy us some alcool for tonight?
Thirteen-year-old binger no. 2: Nah, mate, we're going to have to stay in and sniff the highlighters my mum bought me for school. I can get us some breezers for Friday though.
Thirteen-year-old binger no.1: Bare!
(Drink, vomit, drink, vomit, drink, vomit, pass out... repeat until fade)

Examiner: Que-penses tu d'alcool?
Lying student: J'ai horreur de ca. Alcool est tres mal pour la sante.

alcool by wallace & gromit March 14, 2008

Alcoholistic 

Adj. Describing or relating to the alcoholism of one or more people to further amplify the behavior of that of an alcoholic.

Adj. Acting like or pertaining to the actions related to that of an alcoholic.

"Dude this school is full of alcoholistic sorority girls who just get fucked up and fucked."

"That kid is alcoholistically funneling those beers!"

"This state school is filled with alcoholistic athletes who drink any day of the week!"

Alcoholistic by K-Lova Lova November 10, 2009

alcoholic analysis 

1. A proof technique whereupon the result is arrived upon with the help of copious amounts of alcohol.

2. Deep discussions only made possible with a high BAC.

The only way we could finish our algorithms homework without killing ourselves was through alcoholic analysis.

alcoholic analysis by a. wang October 5, 2010

alcoholler 

alcoholler, when the quiet person in a group has a few drinks and starts to become rather loud and noisy.

Then mary drank a pint, and started to alcoholler across the bar to James....

alcoholler by simonb July 5, 2004