Keyboard Assassin

(n) - An individual who furiously enters comments into a comment section for the sole purpose of proving everyone wrong, and silencing an entire thread despite neither being right or wrong, just passionate.

"Boy, that keyboard assassin sure showed me what for..."
"Reddit is fun, until a flat-earth keyboard assassin shows up..."
"4chan would be great if it weren't for all these keyboard assassins..."
"Are you a fucking keyboard assassin dude?"

by Richard P. Sprinkler March 3, 2021

budget assassination

An assassination done on a budget, usually on a low profile target.

One difference between that guy and Kennedy is nobody would spend the kind of money they spent to off Kennedy on offing him. His death would be a budget assassination, something like a guy going to buy milk getting shot on the way to the store.

by Solid Mantis March 15, 2021

Anglo-assassin

A person (or persons) who upholds systemic oppressions and is of Anglo descent.

If Michael Scott from the diversity-day episode of The Office was a real person, he would be an example of an Anglo-assassin.

by gabby_yabby April 5, 2021

obsessed_ahgase

obsessed_ahgase is an idiot who is obsessed with got7,you will find her screaming at 5am (as she should) because of got7

Follow obsessed_ahgase on tik tok now

by Got7777777 April 18, 2021

White assassin

Jherm aka “the white assassin” is a footwork god and will strike at any moment

No one can cover the white assassin one on one

by Justin Herman April 20, 2021

ninjass assas assassasasinsas

when you haven't taken your normal pills yet, this is the first word that comes to mind

Person 1: man i could really do some ninjass assas assassasasinsas

Person 2: are you okay

by switpoot June 21, 2021

Scent Assassin

The most badass mother fucking hunting scent elimination products in the world.

I shot this deer at 5 yards away using Scent Assassin, can you believe that son of a bitch was dead down wind, fucker never winded me!!

by anonymous September 29, 2021