Arsenal FC

1. A team that treats 2nd place as their sugar daddy and plays haram ball every game.
2. A team with delusional fans such as AFTV.

Have you heard that Arsenal FC finished 2nd again?

Yes 2nd place is its sugar daddy.

by gunnerfanchampionsleague October 18, 2025

Absent School

A school that you go to whenever your regular school has a day off, and occasionally when you’re sick. It is mostly online

I’m attending absent school today since I don’t have school because of Election Day!

by mwehehrhehehe November 4, 2025

Absentune

Pronounced: Ab-sen-TOON/AB-sen-tyoon
Absentune — a non-sensory feeling of wrongness caused by perceived absence or misalignment, where no image, sound, thought, or cause can be identified.

Tom: Hey man, I'm feeling very absentune right now. Did something happen while I was gone?

Jimothy-boben the VI: I don't know, man. I'm feeling absentune right now too.

by nyxorgoescrazy December 22, 2025

Arsenophobia

The fear of winning trophies or the fear of finishing first in a competition

My friend was winning his race when his arsenophobia kicked in and he just slammed the brakes.

by Xerexon January 27, 2026

andrew ahrens

a person that is awesome, funny, dirty minded, and uses fuck as if it were a comma.

andrew ahrens is fucking crazy.

by analcactus103 July 30, 2016

Omnipresent Absence

The intense feeling of longing one feels for an online freind, or an individual they have never physically met.

Tyler felt an intense feeling of omnipresent absence as Jeremy messaged him.

by Peeley November 24, 2016

tanya arsenault

the worlds bestes friend you could have, they are like siri. They give you advice and loves when her friends are happy, she also loves love.zodiac signs that aquariuses like are: tauras, scorpio,sagitarius and aquarius

faith: Im thinking of a name for my kid, what about tanya arsenault
Hope: thats a awesome name now we know how good of a friend your kid is gonna be

by Faith Anderson November 26, 2016