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1. I can't fuckin' help it, i'm accockted to the way he fucks me!
2. Boi, you know i'm accockted to hummus!
2. Boi, you know i'm accockted to hummus!
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ACCIDENT
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• Accord
• Accountability
• accxio.strange
• accel
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• Accordian
• accidentally-on-purpose
Somebody in a dead-end role that the careers adviser informed you would be great, but in fact is picking up up crap after (supposedly) senior staff and means a lifetime of pushing paper around pointlessly.
(In discussion between managers) "Who can we get to do this amazingly menial and pointless job?"
"Pass it to the Accounts Monkey, he's such a loser"
"Pass it to the Accounts Monkey, he's such a loser"
by Christophopopolous June 25, 2007
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Person 2: It was accidental clickage! I swear!
Person 2: It was accidental clickage! I swear!
by Leslie Jene February 12, 2009
Get the Accidental Clickage mug.<noun> A word used to denote those small silly accidents which sometimes take us by surprise, and which could have been avoided, had we only paid better attention.
Accillidents are a common occurrence with ADD sufferers, university professors and the elderly who still insist they can drive, "There's nothing wrong with my eyesight Neville!".
Accillidents are also often excluded in insurance policies, falling under the proviso "Random Acts of God's Sense of Humour".
Accillidents are a common occurrence with ADD sufferers, university professors and the elderly who still insist they can drive, "There's nothing wrong with my eyesight Neville!".
Accillidents are also often excluded in insurance policies, falling under the proviso "Random Acts of God's Sense of Humour".
Neville's boss: "Why are you late Neville?
Neville: "Sorry sir, my grandmother had a bit of an accillident this morning. She mistook the lawnmower for her wheelchair, and it took us quite a while to catch up with her."
Neville: "Sorry sir, my grandmother had a bit of an accillident this morning. She mistook the lawnmower for her wheelchair, and it took us quite a while to catch up with her."
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