Crack ants

The feeling of restlessness, as if one has ants crawling up and down their butt crack.

-We were chilling watching Netflix at home yesterday, but Denis kept complaining he's bored and there's nothing to do.
-Yeah, nevermind him, must be his crack ants acting up.
crack ants buttcrack

by qumay July 23, 2016

Crack a crustie

To have a second or third round of sex, where the penetration effectively loosens the crust formed by the previous coitus.

The morning after, Johny was so horny he had little choice but to crack a crustie and bone Mary before she showered.

by Mont the 3 legged dog December 20, 2010

Do it for the crack

To do it for the laugh of the situation

Friend: ah gowan do it
Me: No! Sorry boi but I can't
Friend: ah do it for the crack lad!
Me: alright then ill give it a go!

by Jay McEv November 16, 2019

crappy crack

Crappy Crack is when you have wiped your ass after taking a crap earlier in the day.. As a result you spread your crap higher in your crack. When you use the toilet a second time you find that you have left a skid mark on the back of the toilet seat.

You have swamp and gremlin ass and you wiped it higher in your ass crack and you sit down on the toilet seat and leave a crappy crack (toilet seat skid mark).

by MAC1 August 21, 2006

crack hack

The cough one develops when smoking too much crack cocaine or similar substance.

That crackhead's been coughing all morning in the ER waiting room. Don't worry, it's not contagious, it's just crack hack.

by St. Furn Obnox March 29, 2017

crack-a-dizzle

some skank ass hoe who b all up in a brothas kool-aid

damn u crack-a-dizzle step off u be buggin me all night yo.

by KeatonDizzle December 15, 2008

Crack Slippage

an act or instance of slipping through the cracks.

an amount or extent of slipping through the cracks.

Last year we missed out on a large number of candidates, because they slipped through the cracks. This year, the crack slippage has been greatly reduced.

by Chicwa February 26, 2011