Greed Truck

An excessively large, loud, lifted, or otherwise unnecessarily obnoxious truck, usually found in the southeastern United States and predominantly owned by white men with small penises.

Guy1: Geez what a greed truck..
Guy2: Yeah I know, annoying as shit.
Guy3: Our neighborhoods full of them.
Guy3: Soo greedy..

by SHAD0WZOMBIE July 1, 2020

Truck Stuck

When you're just about to pull out into traffic but then see a BIG AZZ log truck and cant seem to push the gas pedal. Even though its still probably a 1/4 of a Mile away.

I was SUPER late for work this morning and would have had a good place at the front of the line but I got Truck Stuck 😬😬

by Bigmike8045 June 21, 2019

Tow Truck

Someone that has connections or can get things done.

Someone on the inside

Robert is my tow truck, he hooked me up with floor seats to the Piston game last week

by Breaking dancing on cardboard June 10, 2019

Truck Muffling

To slyly spread ones cheeks during sex such as not to audibly alert ones partner of atmospheric assault.

I was Truck Muffling real fuckin hard last night so that Susie would gag on my cock and not kick me out of bed.

by GrundleStiltskin69 January 6, 2020

Dump Trucking

When somebody opens their asshole and another person shits in it, they may pass the shit back and forth.

"Can you hold this for me? "

"You mean like dump trucking?

by MayonnaiseCoveredTitties June 15, 2018

Dickup Truck

1. A truck that causes one to get an erection.

"I worked on my truck all day yesterday. With these enhancements, my friends will sure be calling it a Dickup Truck!"

by DickupTruck69 March 16, 2014

bread truck

1. A Multi-stop truck. Also known as walk-in delivery or step vans.

2. An armored van or truck, used in transporting valuables, such as large quantities of money. Also used by law enforcement SWAT Teams, private security firms, and the military.

Literal: A truck that carries bread.

1. Bring the bread truck around, we've got deliveries to make.

2. Hijack the bread truck and make off with the dough.

by M. H. Sapien October 13, 2016