Flat Irish

noun;

1. An uninteresting person

2. A disappointing experience that fails to meet expectation or hype

syn;
plain, dull, beige

Friend 1: “How was your date?”
Friend 2: “Eh. They turned out to be a real Flat Irish.”

by hwiskey_dick_wilson June 23, 2018

Flat earther

Flat earther (noun): One that thinks that everybody that doesn't share his opinion is a sheep. Also doesn't believe a word anyone says unless it came from Facebook.

Normal person: Hey did you hear about this rocket they are launching?
Flat earther: You mean the one that's gonna spray us with mind-controlling devices?
Normal person: Wtf man?
Flat earther: I read it on Facebook

by Atnedr May 17, 2021

Flat rat

The people not good enough to live in the Jew neighborhoods of Woodbridge. Prime example: Saldi Hyska

Saldi is a fuckin flat rat

by Westieaboutit May 6, 2017

Flat ting

Definition: flat ting is a girl who has no ass or tits maybe a nice face!

Jeff: eeeeeeeee your girls a flat ting wit no ass

Jimbob: ......

by Description of girls January 13, 2017

flat stanley

when you think your thin enough to squeeze between an oncoming train and it's platform. (it never ends well.)

alright guys, what have we got here?

young caucasian male, multiple rip wounds, looks like he thought he was flat stanley.

by TigerManGaming February 20, 2019

Flat white

Flat white is commonly used among sexually active teenagers, it means 'cum in the eye' where a male ejaculates into a partners eye.

"Gave my girlfriend her first flat white last night , she loved it"

"im in the mood for a flat white tonight baby"

by x_x_moon_x_x November 18, 2011

Flat Out

Straight up

Rebecca says I really like your red shirt. Theresa says flat out. Rebecca says: straight up!

by T June 11, 2004