dinosauritis

the painful dinosaur-like sores, bumps, and pimples in and around the mouth caused by kissing a dinosaur.

OR

A "disease" one catches from their boyfriend/girlfriend after kissing. This is actually caused by eating salty or fatty foods that make the tongue raw and skin oily, causing bumps inside and around the mouth.

Note: Cures for this disease are still unknown to this day.

Kathy got dinosauritis after her and Joseph's seventeenth kiss. Since he was her "dinosaur," Valerie diagnosed her with dinosauritis.

by havishanta February 10, 2010

dinosaur

a predator generally affiliated with drunkenness and hooking up on beds

elise is a dinosaur!

by little foot 1112 March 27, 2011

Dinosaur

A very large ancient creature that is very extinct.

"Is that a dinosaur?!" Asked Sam as they were faced with a horrifying 20-foot tall monster with sharp teeth.

by DefinerGuy 3000 April 27, 2022

Grandma's Pink Dinosaur

A euphemism for your granddaddy's dick

"Grandma's Pink Dinosaur" has definitely gotta be euphemism for something...
Yeah its gotta be your your grandpa's dick

by GrandmasPinkDinosaur November 10, 2019

dinosaur roar

the best sex position out there.

it’s where usually the woman slowly rubs her tongue alone the man’s stomach and roars into his belly button before slowly moving down to give a blow job.

woman: hey baby u wanna get freaky
man: hell yeah!

woman: how about i do the dinosaur roar for you

man: wow i can’t wait

by TalkingTiger February 6, 2022

Dinosaur

Dried flower cannabis, as opposed to dabbing or vaping.

"Aw, man, you guys are smokin' dinosaur? It's 2022, get a vape!"

by Cardboard G June 15, 2022

floppy dinosaur

when yo dick is 70% skin and flops down low.

Hey man, that dude's got a raging floppy dinosaur. Its so damn bad I can see it hanging out of his pant legs.

by Scoot the Boot April 19, 2016