Zach

A sexy guy who is tough on the outside, but pretty like a unicorn on the inside. HAS A LARGE PENIS is what I am getting at.

Sam: yummy look at that Zach.
Alan: I know dont you just wanna eat him up.
Sam: Yea, and look at his lage cock.
Coach: Players get out of the shower already.

by CaptainCareBear January 1, 2012

Zachary

noun; An asshole guy that has a tendancy to hurt people's feelings often without noticing or caring. People with this name have generally never had a real girlfriend before, therefore when they get into relationships they have no idea how to act.

People with this name also tend to stick shampoo bottles up their assholes when they're in the shower by themselves.

Girl: He never listened to me and left my shampoo bottle covered in shit!
Friend: That's a Zachary for you.

by belladawna September 26, 2010

Zach

A way of suicide by which means neccisary, puting a large red lobster down ones pants, along with a king crap, shooting both blindfolded, calling in a order to Mr. Gatti's (large cheese pizza, with 2 liter Dr pepper) while simultaniously falling off of a 384 ft. cliff in the pacific ocean, while choking to death on your own feical matter.

If you don't do all of these exactly right, you havn't gone so far as to Zach yourself

by Matthew Quick December 25, 2007

Zach Miller

A boy with who never has money who drinks so much alcohol that he blacks out and who annoyingly yells out peoples names over and over again until the point where you want to smack him.

You see that boy stumblin' in the khaki pants? Sucha Zach Miller.

by FallonSilverb September 12, 2011

Zach Douch

Absolute legend that is pro at AFL, and is an awesome friend. Always there for you ;)

Matt: Zach Douch is an awesome friend
Jake: Zach is the best
David: Zach is a babe

by matt469 November 8, 2011

zach lover

A zach lover is a person who loves a guy named zach

I love zach

Dude you're a zach lover

by sammi wammi November 30, 2013

zach sang

a guy that interviews music artists on his youtube channel called “the zach sang show”

person 1: hey who’s zach sang?
person 2: he’s this music artist interviewer that brings up that he’s a virgin in every single fucking interview he does.
person 1: oh ok

by kitsnumberonehater September 5, 2020