by stone wall Jackson May 4, 2014
Get the Paula Dean Your Assmug. When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.
Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.
by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023
Get the If it was in your ass you would know where it was.mug. Spartan kick to ur pigeon chest would make you cave in then the neighborhood get to caveman that ass up
by Theworstomen July 17, 2019
Get the Geico your ass.mug. A term that when heard should inspire a sense of OH F**K... I'M ABOUT TO DIE :), it is NOT a sexual term, and essentially means the same as "I will kick your ass, and not in a good way", if delivered with proper intimidation can immediately shut down a bad situation.
person 1: (is stuck in an enclosed space)
person two: should i help him, Person C?
person c: methinks he deserves to be stuck
person 1: If you don't help me, I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!
person two: should i help him, Person C?
person c: methinks he deserves to be stuck
person 1: If you don't help me, I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!
by abitchyyoutuber December 25, 2023
Get the I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!mug. Forcefully pimping someone out, with or without their consent & keeping the whole cut of their earnings, leaving them with nothing.
I’ll Andrew Tate your ass.
by Majesty Flair October 12, 2023
Get the Andrew Tate your assmug. by poopyahole69 August 9, 2020
Get the blast your assmug. by cappin April 21, 2022
Get the your ass is clappingmug.