Satan wood

A type of morning wood that happens only on Sunday morning thus making you late to church.

I would have made it to church on time, but I woke up with a Satan wood. So I had to beat it into submission.

by bmochillin September 16, 2012

Wood-licker

Someone who plays a woodwind instrument requiring a reed. Also, any body who just likes the taste of reeds or wood.

Patrick: Hey Squidward, you play the clarinet alot.
Squidward: I do. I'm a proud wood-licker. Yes I am. Now leave me alone, you imbecil.

by Latisha Mags November 26, 2011

Back of the woods

A hillbilly who lives near the sketchy area of the country where there is nothing but woods, meth labs, and missing children.

Look at that back of the woods hillbilly! He’s smoked away all his teeth!

by XXX420StraightEdgeBlazeItXXX February 11, 2019

Marked Wood

A mans junk that has excessive hand marks on it that matches the mans hands who's junk has marks on, resulted from excessive masturbation!!

Girl, I must not be doing something right, my man has Marked Wood!!

by SP1031 February 23, 2017

Wood butt

Wood butt

A condition that friends tend to get when one needs a favor.

Particularly common in moving situations, or anything that will take a fair amount of time/effort.

Me: "Hey man, can I get a hand moving some furniture tonight? You don't still have Wood butt do you?"

Friend: "Wood butt? What's that?"

Me: "Can you help or not?"

Friend: "Well I would but..."

Me: "What the f, you still have it."

by Hwolf August 23, 2012

Otto woods

Otto Woods is a dude from the band waterparks that is scared of the internet and lives on a farm

Hey have you seen Otto Woods?

by Melanie Martinez k-12 September 11, 2020

through the woods

The act of pouring a pint down your mates back and allowing it to flow through his hairy arse and into the recipients mouth laying underneath him.

Oh no I've just got through the woods on the wheel

by BiscuityBoy February 1, 2022