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long-winded discussion

Refers to any meeting between two or more people that takes place after they have all partaken of voluminous quantities of baked beans or spiced cabbage, resulting in a comparably voluminous quantity of drawn-out butt-trumpet rasps.
"July is National baked bean Month" Pppppppp-rrrrrttttt. "Excuse me." Google "baked beans speech" for the entire hilarious long-winded discussion.
by QuacksO January 31, 2017
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Jan Wanders

"Cisco beep beep boop" - Jan Wanders 2k17
Jij bent een Jan Wanders als je van cisco houdt.
by Jan Wanders May 22, 2017
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Dick winded

The act of inflating a used fleshlight, then blowing the air out towards somebody else.
Dude, I totally dick winded her last night!
by Thotomas prime March 1, 2019
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desert wanderer

when a guy after sex (or a wank) goes to the toilet and aims his dick at the water and then pisses everywhere except the water
went to the dunny at her parents house after stealth-fucking and missed the water. it was a total desert wanderer piss.
by ^^!$#@ October 7, 2019
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Double Winded

Burping into your partners ass in hopes of them proceeding to farting it back out.
-Hey man, whats the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
-well one time I double winded my dads girlfriend...
-oh damn that is kinky
by cheeseheadpinkypenis January 23, 2020
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Anime wanderer

A person that goes into the anime realm and is able to travel through anime worlds unnoticed
If I had one wish I’d be a Anime wanderer.
by Chenese. M December 7, 2020
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Half Winded Handy

The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.
Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.
by Blaceph January 23, 2021
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