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white drank 

slang for milk; origin attempt to imitate purple drank
"I need something refreshing to drink after that hard workout. Hit me up with some of that white drank!"
white drank by OriginalMaffer April 11, 2010

White Saviour 

The white saviour is a white person who degrades their own race for validation from people of colour or to tame their white guilt. They’ll often make fun of white people and get offended on behalf of another race. The white saviour will often go out of their way to shame people of colour who disagree with their narrative by calling them white washed and an embarrassment to their race despite them not being apart of that race. They often try to speak on behalf of other minorities.
White Saviour: OMG GOODNESS HOW DARE YOU MAKE THAT JOKE ABOUT MINORITIES
Guy: It was a joke?
POC: I wasn’t offended

White Saviour: You’re such an embarrassment to your community. Such a pick me. White washed!
White Saviour by PerthDictionary January 31, 2021

cocaine white

New white tennis shoes. Gotta be sparklin white! NEW! No discoloration at all.
Damn...them shoes be cocaine white.

Armond White 

A genius who has made a career out of trolling movie fans by giving bad reviews to critically acclaimed and/or high-quality films.

In order to further incense fans, White's reviews are generally filled with incomprehensible, psuedo-intellectual rambling about subjects only tangentially related to the film at hand, and ultimately he will offer no concrete reasoning as to his contrarian opinions. Of course this is all carefully plotted for maximum lulz, and indeed, his reviews are extensively discussed on the internet by rabid fanboys, thus giving him huge amounts of PR and exposure. Brilliant.

White is paid well for the privilege of pissing people off, and I for one think we should salute him as the final evolution of the /b/tard.
Armond White's recent negative Toy Story 3 review had almost 500 comments, five times more than any other review, and all flaming him. The man knows what he's doing.
Armond White by KyleP555 July 14, 2010

Whitechapel jetlag 

A condition commonly suffered after excessive partying, named after London's most hedonistic district. The effect is reminiscent of the effects of long distance air travel, whereby your body no longer has any concept of what time of day or night it really is.
Cassie was struggling on on Sunday. After Friday's drinks got a bit out of hand, she had a serious case of Whitechapel jetlag and still isn't completely sure what day it is.
Whitechapel jetlag by Clarebear81 January 9, 2011

White Ox 

Jail smoke.
The best fuckin smoke in the world.
Once you tasted it you'll never go back to whatever shit you smoked before.
"White Ox no filter cunt"
White Ox by Mii-chelle October 8, 2018