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Rollback Whale

Much like the humpback, Rollback whales are known for their large size and peculiar shape when compared to other mammalia. Their main habitat is Wal Mart, where roll back prices are abundant. Too large to move under their own power they rely on small electronically powered vehicles to move them about the store.
"Holy shit dude, so many Rollback Whales at Wal Mart today, this one had to be at least 400lbs"
by DistanceSkater December 31, 2011
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Whale Watching

A game played at a nightclub where a group of guys competes to pick up the biggest girl at the bar
While playing Whale Watching the the club with the boys, I set my eyes on the prize:

Get your harpoons out boys, I’m about to land a 600 pounder
by Denna123 January 15, 2022
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Scarred Whale

A suicidal fat kid who binge eats.
"Hey James did you see the Scarred Whale pass by us."
by osama ben lez December 15, 2018
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Rusty whale

When an obese man has anal sex while on his back, the partner moves off quickly so the man ejactulates straight up in the air mimicking a whale blowing from its blow hole.
Last night I met a large man at the Golden Corral, took him home and he gave me a rusty whale, I bet the cum is still on his ceiling!
by Moby D. February 19, 2021
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Prairie Whale

"Look at that fat chick" "that's a prairie whale right there"
by Teibergn July 16, 2023
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Whale Goth

A very fat and obese goth that prawls around town at night looking for young girls to eat and cast spells on.
That whale goth sure looks hungry, we better hide or find a mandy to protect us.
by alittlefish May 17, 2012
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Whale Blast

A large uncontrollable explosion of sperm. similar to that that a whale might produce.
Dude, last night i whale blasted all over the place.
She was shocked when i whale blasted.
by BMO69 April 18, 2010
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