weiner-hosen

1.) A way in which to call a friend or loved one a lame
2.) An endearing way to insult or make fun of a close friend

"Baby, I love you but you're acting like a real weiner-hosen.."

by BigDogChristo666 August 20, 2013

Gaping Weiner

Gaping a weiner can only be achieved if the penis is extremely moisturized and hard. If it is not, extruciating pain will result. Weiner Gapage is the act of putting an object down the penishole and stretching it. A true gaping weiner is a weiner-hole that is spread with something large, like a dildo.

While having sex with my girlfriend last night, she stealthily and surprisingly gave me a Gaping Weiner. It fucking hurt.

by Haskell rascal July 24, 2011

poop weiner

Any run of the mill idiot or person without sense. Stupid, or gay.

Andy went duck hunting with me and accidentally shot a hole in the boat, what a poop weiner.

Or

Ryan Seacrest is a poop weiner.

by J U N K May 28, 2006

poopie weiner sammich

A chili dog. It can have mustard, mayonaise, ketchup, and many other toppings. Mustard is urine. Ketchup is blood. Mayonaise is man jelly. Chili is poopie. The hotdog is the weiner. The bun is the sammich.

JoeBob: Get me a poopie weiner sammich, GooberBoy.
GooberBoy: Would you like urine, man jelly, or blood on that?
JoeBob: I'll take some manjelly, some of your prized manjelly!

by John Y. August 9, 2004

weiner face

someone who is hot as shit.. doesnt have anything to do with a weiner.. but we just like the word weiner<3 ;)

brigid-hey gabby
gabby-hey weiner face!
brigid-whats up!?
gabby-nothing

see.. normal form of endearment! :)

by gabby March 5, 2005

Weiner-thirty

The time of day where there is a mandatory 2 pee pee touch rule for all significant others. Happens approximately 23 times a day, usually immediately following beer-thirty, but has been known to be able to carry it's own load.

Holy rusted metal Batman, it's weiner-thirty.

by Spelunking December 1, 2009

Weiner Wench

A man or woman who frequently has promiscuous sex with many male partners.

She's such a weiner wench. She slept with 5 guys this week

Tom, the weiner wench, slept with 2 guys last night.

by Irishfather May 12, 2010