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whistling tea-kettle syndrome

the eternal punishing lot of the male!

extreme, overwhelming drive to engage in (and complete!) the sex act. no sympathy/empathy from much of the world the world re: this 'natural' condition.

if we can land on the moon! where is the technology to 'help' a poor fellow with his pain??

i.e.: virtual reality, etc? if prostitution MUST be 'illegal'!? why can't the 'sharper' minds find a solution??, (especially when so many suffer from the same malady!!)
i saw that bird walking, and was brought to my knees by the whistling tea-kettle syndrome!

she laughed at the notion of whistling tea-kettle syndrome!!

the two scientists made the government nervous with their plan to build a cyborg, specifically designed to process whistling tea-kettle syndrome!!
by michael foolsley June 5, 2011
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wrestling

When two gay guys step into the mat to stick their dick in each-others ass and the two are hoping they're in referee's position to stick it in the other's asshole.
Winner: Yea i won the wrestling match due do getting the dude in referee's position. Loser: I totally got buttfucked in wrestling like rape in prison.
by fettel and pointman November 21, 2015
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Wrestling

A gay sport where two little boys intertwine penises due to the lack of getting pussy and being a faggot. It is also known as "gay stripping", it is sometimes referred to as a sport, but in fact it is more of a pedophiliactic activity in which only gay pedos participate in.
"Hey did u see that faggot Luke do wrestling? "
"Yeah, he is such a fag pedo, he gets no pussy"
"Yeah, we get tons of pussy since we play a mans sport, rugby"
by TrollBadTrollface July 26, 2019
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junior wrestling federation

Russia was a Junior Wrestling Federations
by High Voltage February 8, 2004
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domestic wrestling law

Law stating that when a boyfriend and girlfriend are wrestling, the loser owes the winner 2 sessions of crazy amazing sex. In order for the winner to collect on the sex, her/she must throw his/her hands in the air and yell "I win!"
I just kicked your ass in wrestling (enter significant others name here)! I WIN! HA! now you owe me sex! twice! and it has to be good!

Thats dumb!

Well, thats domestic wrestling law
by frank ozz December 20, 2010
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WrestlingMania

by The Stro Rules! January 16, 2003
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wrestling

Wrestling is a sport in which two sweaty men in women's bathing suits go at for 1 minute and 30 seconds. The match normally ends with one man on top of the other man who is pinned on his back.
John: Don't you just love wrestling?
Harold: Nothing's like watching two men fight to the death in my mom's one piece.
by anhonestopinion May 26, 2014
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