Wisconsin Ranch Hand

When a girl gives you a handjob with ranch dressing.

We use ranch dressing for two things in the Midwest. Cheese curds, and a Wisconsin ranch hand.

by Cheesehead McGubbins January 21, 2022

Wisconsin Low-Five

When you're having anal sex with a girl, and stick your testicles in her vagina, while your penis is still in her butthole.

Bro, I was hitting that bitch from the back yesterday and I gave her a Wisconsin low-five. She vigorously came all over my bed sheets!

by Liquardius Bartholomew Abrahm October 29, 2020

Wisconsin gold

Cheese, fruit of Wisconsin. Pure delicious Wisconsin cheese.

I love the sweet Wisconsin gold.

by zimmygirl777 January 18, 2025

Wisconsin snorkel

BALLS in you eyes sockets will blowing on the shaft making gurgle noises

Brian did 6 Wisconsin Snorkels in one night making him the states biggest attraction

by Snorkel King October 11, 2019

Wisconsin Fear Grounds

The best haunted house in Wisconsin. What more of a definition do you need?? 4 Haunted Houses at one location, killer acting, amazing make up, beyond WICKED set designs as well.

The Wisconsin Fear Grounds is the ONLY place to be in October!!

by Alexandria Leigh August 24, 2010

wisconsin cow cheese

When somebody likes to eat cow nuts covered with cheese

dude wisconsin cow cheese tastes like a sweety ball sack

by cowcheesee April 13, 2010

Wisconsin Piledriver

A sex maneuver in which the partners perform a 69 in vertical stance (similar to the piledriver wrestling move) while sitting on top of a cow

"It was tough, but we found a farmer to lend us their cow for a Wisconsin piledriver!"

by NebbyNeberson February 1, 2023