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Wisconsin Blow Dryer

A type of sex in which involves the male to cum on the female’s face and proceed to dry the sperm with the male’s farts.
“Is it weird if I do the Wisconsin Blow Dryer to a man?”

“How the hell would it not be?”
by Androidxpert59674 November 10, 2025
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Wisconsin Low-Five

When you're having anal sex with a girl, and stick your testicles in her vagina, while your penis is still in her butthole.
Bro, I was hitting that bitch from the back yesterday and I gave her a Wisconsin low-five. She vigorously came all over my bed sheets!
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Wisconsin whipper

When you cum on the girls back and slap your cum on her butt and spread it around then lighting it on fire
Hey I just hit a Wisconsin whipper at the strip club
by Xavier_jizzslaper March 25, 2024
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Wisconsin Fireball

The act of shoving a flaming torch up your partners ass and using the ashes as lube
Next Thursday i'm going to Wisconsin Fireball the fuck out of you Miranda.
by Papa Pringles June 22, 2024
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The Wisconsin Suprise

To take melted cheese and use it as lube to anally fuck a woman while using a small cheese stick to pleasure her vagina
Guy 1: I gave my girl The Wisconsin Suprise last night
Guy 2: What is wrong with you
by A huge fucking idiot April 27, 2024
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Wisconsin Two Wrap

The last resort act of wrapping your dick in cheese cloth twice in the event a condom is not present
(Joe) Damn I don't have condom
(Wendy) Don't worry we can just use a Wisconsin Two Wrap
by Cumgutters November 1, 2025
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Wisconsin Piledriver

A sex maneuver in which the partners perform a 69 in vertical stance (similar to the piledriver wrestling move) while sitting on top of a cow
"It was tough, but we found a farmer to lend us their cow for a Wisconsin piledriver!"
by NebbyNeberson February 1, 2023
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