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Wisconsin Love Puddle

When you chose your fantasy league bros over spending time with your girl so to make up for it you have to drive to Wisconsin for a couples trip just to get roofied whilst at dinner and you wake up in a hotel room closet across the street from a cheese factory to a Swedish midget touching your ankles with his testicles.
Bro… Last night Claire and I got into a fight over fantasy and I woke up in a Wisconsin love puddle on our couples trip!!
by George. W Ku$h September 3, 2021
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Wisconsin snorkel

BALLS in you eyes sockets will blowing on the shaft making gurgle noises
Brian did 6 Wisconsin Snorkels in one night making him the states biggest attraction
by Snorkel King October 11, 2019
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Wisconsin Cheesewheel

to masterbate until one reaches climax and then squeezes the penis so no ejaculation ejects and then proceeds to do a cartwheel while letting go of the penis to squirt semen everywhere; the be doing the action must be from the state of Wisconsin
Dude! Way to make all your cum go everywhere by doing the Wisconsin Cheesewheel!!!
by Flippinteggy October 6, 2022
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Wisconsin Blowdryer

A Wisconsin Blowdryer consist of a man cumming on a woman's face then proceed to fart on to face until dry
Hey Sam and Cole, Ian just got a blumpkin and a Wisconsin blowdryer
by Furskinmcgee December 5, 2024
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Wisconsin Cheese Log

Proper name for a man's penis after he has engaged in sexual intercourse with a woman suffering from a yeast infection.
Damn yo, after I finished banging this girl last night I went to the bathroom and saw I had a full-blown Wisconsin Cheese Log. I washed off my dick and got the hell out of there...

Did you hear? Agnes gave Gordy a Wisconsin Cheese Log after they got out of the hot tub...

After we had sex, I asked for a blowjob so I could feed her the Wisconsin Cheese Log her friend gave me earlier in the night.
by Gordy McDonkeypunch October 13, 2013
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The Wisconsin Twist

Giving a seemingly empty booze bottle a half-twist, thus producing one final drop into the glass.
The Korbel is cashed. Nah, just give it the Wisconsin Twist.
by Jolene_Wisco January 4, 2017
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Wisconsin Tuesday

You get Swiss cheese, fill it with cum and eat it with your partner.
We just got back from harris teeter with some cheese. We’re going to Wisconsin Tuesday tonight.
by Mr.Rety April 4, 2022
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