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Wisconsin Ranch Hand

When a girl gives you a handjob with ranch dressing.
We use ranch dressing for two things in the Midwest. Cheese curds, and a Wisconsin ranch hand.
by Cheesehead McGubbins January 21, 2022
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Wisconsin Low-Five

When you're having anal sex with a girl, and stick your testicles in her vagina, while your penis is still in her butthole.
Bro, I was hitting that bitch from the back yesterday and I gave her a Wisconsin low-five. She vigorously came all over my bed sheets!
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Wisconsin gold

Cheese, fruit of Wisconsin. Pure delicious Wisconsin cheese.
by zimmygirl777 January 18, 2025
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Wisconsin snorkel

BALLS in you eyes sockets will blowing on the shaft making gurgle noises
Brian did 6 Wisconsin Snorkels in one night making him the states biggest attraction
by Snorkel King October 11, 2019
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Wisconsin Fear Grounds

The best haunted house in Wisconsin. What more of a definition do you need?? 4 Haunted Houses at one location, killer acting, amazing make up, beyond WICKED set designs as well.
The Wisconsin Fear Grounds is the ONLY place to be in October!!
by Alexandria Leigh August 24, 2010
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wisconsin cow cheese

When somebody likes to eat cow nuts covered with cheese
dude wisconsin cow cheese tastes like a sweety ball sack
by cowcheesee April 13, 2010
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Wisconsin Piledriver

A sex maneuver in which the partners perform a 69 in vertical stance (similar to the piledriver wrestling move) while sitting on top of a cow
"It was tough, but we found a farmer to lend us their cow for a Wisconsin piledriver!"
by NebbyNeberson February 1, 2023
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