Vagitarian 

The act of absolutely enjoying giving her the satisfaction of your tongue roaming the honey hole and doing it for your own satisfaction as well.
Making your tongue one with her vagina
Mastering the act transforming it to an art form

Also waking up with your face looking like a glazed donut... A true Vagitarian indeed

I never said I don't eat meat... I said I was a Vagitarian

Vagitarian by DudeOneMoreAndImGood December 12, 2023

Vagitarian 

A vegetarian is someone who breaks traditional vegetarian practices by additionally removing vegitables from a no meat diet

I'm a vagitarian. Do you have anything non dairy???

Vagitarian by Vagictive July 19, 2024

over vegetarian 

Vegetarians that think that all the people who eat meat are morally corrupted by Satan because they feast on animals. And then thinks that he is totally right and not weird.

Person 1: Oh my fucking god, he eats and animal that was slaughtered, skinned, cooked! He must die!

Person 2: Dude, I think that your an over vegetarian..

Person 1: Fuck off.

over vegetarian by Kappa6921 August 24, 2016

Theoretical Vegetarian 

A phrase used when you would like to have a very high standard for yourself in theory, but in reality you're just a basic bitch and can't discipline yourself to self actualize.

I'm a theoretical vegetarian.

Theoretical Vegetarian by WhereEaglesDare March 16, 2017

beef vegetarian 

A pathological liar. A beef vegetarian is a vegetarian with the exception of, they will eat beef.

You are such a beef vegetarian, can we be Poker buddies.

beef vegetarian by Sergei Reznof April 2, 2017

Totally vegetarian

Zero tolerance for meats even in the vicinity of veg food, e.g., will not eat vegetarian food cooked in the same barbeque or oil in which meats are being cooked.

For dinner at our place next week, I wanted to know of any of you are totally vegetarian.

Totally vegetarian by Niksha April 18, 2018

Market Vegetarian 

A person who does not buy meat (from either restaurants or grocery stores) but will eat meat if it has already been prepared.

The inclusion of market refers to the fact that this person's buying behaviour (from the market's perspective) is like a vegetarian.

At a house party:
Person 1: Did you just have a meat pie? I thought you didn't want to have meat at the restaurant last week?

Person 2: I don't buy meat, but if it's already been purchased I'm ok with having it.

Person 1: Oh! So you're like a Market Vegetarian?

Person 2: Exactly

Person 1: What a hipster

Market Vegetarian by angularmerkel September 30, 2018